A man goes to the doctor, he's feeling very bad?!
Question: A man goes to the doctor, he's feeling very bad!?
A man goes to the doctor, he's feeling very bad!. he passes out in the doctor's office and wakes up in a room that is completely furnished in stainless steel!. The only furnishings are a bed, a toilet and a telephone!. There are no windows!. He's wearing a white hospital gown!.
The phone rings!.
"Mr!. Jackson!?"
"Yes!."
"This is Doctor Greenberg!. I'm sorry to inform you that you have a rare but highly contagious disease that we are still researching a treatment on!. For the interim, we are going to put you on a diet!. The diet consists of pizza, pancakes and pita bread!."
"That seems unusual!. Will it help me get better!?"
"Well, we're not certain of that, but they are the only things that we can slide under the door!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The phone rings!.
"Mr!. Jackson!?"
"Yes!."
"This is Doctor Greenberg!. I'm sorry to inform you that you have a rare but highly contagious disease that we are still researching a treatment on!. For the interim, we are going to put you on a diet!. The diet consists of pizza, pancakes and pita bread!."
"That seems unusual!. Will it help me get better!?"
"Well, we're not certain of that, but they are the only things that we can slide under the door!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao (again)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry, but I thought that was kinda lame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man that was great joke!!!!!!!
You deserve a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You deserve a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.wow thats the best i saw for a long time!.!.!.wiping my eyes from laughing so hard!Www@Enter-QA@Com