Please read my joke:)?!
Question: Please read my joke:)!?
Three men,one was an Ameriacn,the other was a German and the third one was an Englishman!.All three was lost in the desert!.Then they found a lamp and rubbed it!.!!PUFF!! a genie came out!.
the genie said,"thank you for releasing me,now I'll grant you each one wish!.But one condition,you must run along this way and jump in the empty pool!.then make your wish at the moment you jump!."The men were surprise and shock!.
the german went first!.he ran as fast as he could and then jump in the pool and shouted"VOLKA!!!"!.The empty pool was filled with volka!.he fell in the pool and drank as much volka as he could!.
the englishman was secound!.He ran,jump,in to the second pool and shouted "wine!!!"!.The pool was filled with wine and he saw swmimg in it!.
Lastly it was the american!.He think of beer in his head,then very very fast!.at the jumping point,he slipped and fell into the pool and shouted SHITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the genie said,"thank you for releasing me,now I'll grant you each one wish!.But one condition,you must run along this way and jump in the empty pool!.then make your wish at the moment you jump!."The men were surprise and shock!.
the german went first!.he ran as fast as he could and then jump in the pool and shouted"VOLKA!!!"!.The empty pool was filled with volka!.he fell in the pool and drank as much volka as he could!.
the englishman was secound!.He ran,jump,in to the second pool and shouted "wine!!!"!.The pool was filled with wine and he saw swmimg in it!.
Lastly it was the american!.He think of beer in his head,then very very fast!.at the jumping point,he slipped and fell into the pool and shouted SHITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Answers:
i know a similar one involving a slide to a pot, rather than jumping into a pool!.
the first said gold, the second said chocolate and the third got a little excited on the slide, calling out in delite "wheeee"
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the first said gold, the second said chocolate and the third got a little excited on the slide, calling out in delite "wheeee"
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That's a pisser =D
I love that!
Star for you ^0^
Plus: The guy probably wasn't blonde but just very clumsy =pWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's a pisser =D
I love that!
Star for you ^0^
Plus: The guy probably wasn't blonde but just very clumsy =pWww@Enter-QA@Com
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