Are these gonna get mea violation notice like yesterday kids jokes?!
Question: Are these gonna get mea violation notice like yesterday kids jokes!?
Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake!?
A: You crack me up!
Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder!?
A: To reach the high notes!.
Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria!?
A: The Food!
Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus!?
A: Flying saucers!
Q: Why did nose not want to go to school!?
A: He was tired of getting picked on!
Q: How do you get straight A's!?
A: By using a ruler!
Q: What did the pen say to the pencil!?
A: "So, what's your point!"
Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane!?
A: Because he wanted a higher education!
Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom!?
A: His keys were inside the piano!
Q: What do elves learn in school!?
A: The elf-abet!
Q: What did you learn in school today!?
A: "Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!"
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses!?
A: Because his class was so bright!
Q: What holds the sun up in the sky!?
A: Sunbeams!
Q: What object is king of the classroom!?
A: The ruler!
Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed!?
A: She couldn't control her pupils!
Q: When do astronauts eat!?
A: At launch time!
Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil!?
A: Stop going in circles and get to the point!
Q: How does the barber cut the moon's hair!?
A: E-clipse it!
Q: What happened when the wheel was invented!?
A: It caused a revolution!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: You crack me up!
Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder!?
A: To reach the high notes!.
Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria!?
A: The Food!
Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus!?
A: Flying saucers!
Q: Why did nose not want to go to school!?
A: He was tired of getting picked on!
Q: How do you get straight A's!?
A: By using a ruler!
Q: What did the pen say to the pencil!?
A: "So, what's your point!"
Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane!?
A: Because he wanted a higher education!
Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom!?
A: His keys were inside the piano!
Q: What do elves learn in school!?
A: The elf-abet!
Q: What did you learn in school today!?
A: "Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!"
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses!?
A: Because his class was so bright!
Q: What holds the sun up in the sky!?
A: Sunbeams!
Q: What object is king of the classroom!?
A: The ruler!
Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed!?
A: She couldn't control her pupils!
Q: When do astronauts eat!?
A: At launch time!
Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil!?
A: Stop going in circles and get to the point!
Q: How does the barber cut the moon's hair!?
A: E-clipse it!
Q: What happened when the wheel was invented!?
A: It caused a revolution!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol these are funny jokes
why would they get a violation!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
why would they get a violation!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good ones! Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
No!. Plz this is getting ridiculous!Www@Enter-QA@Com
why would they!.!.!.these r awesome/excellent ones!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like the one about reaching the high notes =] heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
the cafeteria one is SO true
[we occasionally get bloody chicken]gagWww@Enter-QA@Com
[we occasionally get bloody chicken]gagWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha the last 1 is so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com