My neighbour told me this yesterday can you explain it.?!
Question: My neighbour told me this yesterday can you explain it!.!?
!.He is a very religious man and lives right next door to me!.
While he prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, i never even looked twice at a church!.
However, my life is good, i have a well-paying job a beautiful wife, and my children are healthy and good-natured, whereas the religious man's job is strenuous and his wages are low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day!.
So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked, "Oh God, I honour you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin!. Yet my neighbour, who doesn't worhip you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity!. Why is this"
And a great voice was heard from above, "Because he doesn't bother me all the time!Www@Enter-QA@Com
While he prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, i never even looked twice at a church!.
However, my life is good, i have a well-paying job a beautiful wife, and my children are healthy and good-natured, whereas the religious man's job is strenuous and his wages are low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day!.
So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked, "Oh God, I honour you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin!. Yet my neighbour, who doesn't worhip you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity!. Why is this"
And a great voice was heard from above, "Because he doesn't bother me all the time!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I guess it's comparable to a mom having to go to the bathroom so badly after days of constipation ~ and finally has the urge to go!.
Quietly , she sneaks into the bathroom with her favorite book, closes the door, and 2 seconds later someone is screaming
'MOMMY (sob), BILLY'S PULLING MY HAIR !! AND THE DOG IS EATING CHOCOLATE RAISINS !!"
Oh well, the toilet will still be there next week ! (:0))Www@Enter-QA@Com
Quietly , she sneaks into the bathroom with her favorite book, closes the door, and 2 seconds later someone is screaming
'MOMMY (sob), BILLY'S PULLING MY HAIR !! AND THE DOG IS EATING CHOCOLATE RAISINS !!"
Oh well, the toilet will still be there next week ! (:0))Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol "Because he doesn't bother me all the time! lol funny!
Oops, oh its ok, i thought you were in religion, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oops, oh its ok, i thought you were in religion, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
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