Can someone please give me some really good funny blonde jokes?!
Question: Can someone please give me some really good funny blonde jokes!?
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How do you get a one armed blond out of a tree!.!.!.!.Wave
What you you call 6 blonds standing shoulder to shoulder!.!.!.!.a wind tunnle
Two blonds were walking through the forrest and one looked down and said!.!.!.!.aww look!.!.!.bird tracks and the other one said!.!.!.!.you dummy those are deer tracks and the first one said no those are bird tracks!.!.!.!.they were still arguing when the train hit them
How do you make a blond laugh on tue!.!.!.!.tell her a joke on fri!.
How do you make a blonds eyes shine!?!?!? Flashlight in her ear
How do you confuse a blond!.!.!.!.put her in a round room and tell her there is a penny in the corner
How does a blond confuse you!.!.!.comes out and says she found it
How do you know when a blond has been using your computer!.!.!.!.!.there is white out on the screen
How do you know she has been using it again!.!.!.!.there is writing over the white out
what do you call blonds in the freezer!.!.!.!.!.frosted flakes
how do you know when a blond has had a really great night!.!.!.!.she asks," are all you guys on the same team!?!?!?"
A blond, a brunette and a red head fall off a cliff at the same time!.!.!.!.who lands last!.!.!.!.!.the blond!.!.!.she had to stop and ask for directions
A blond a brunette and a red head are at the obgyn and the brunette looks around and says!.!.!.Im having a boy cause I was on top!.!.!.the red head says well then I'm having a girl cause I was on bottom!.!.!.the blond starts to cry and the other ladies ask why!.!.!.!.she sobs!.!.!.!.im having puppies!!!!
Same blond goes in to see the obgyn and she asks if there is any speciel position she needs to be in to have her baby!.!.!.the doc says she can have it in pretty much the same way she got pregnant and she starts to cry!.!.!.the doc asks why and she says!.!.!.in my contition how do I get one leg out the sun roof and the other thrugh the steering wheel!?!?!?
Why cant the blond learn ho to drive!.!.!.!.every time the car stops she hops in the back seat
What does a blond call unerwear!.!.!.!.!.ankle warmers
How are a blond and a turtle the same!.!.!.!.once they are on their back they are both *&^%$
The sad things are I am a blond and I have more!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What you you call 6 blonds standing shoulder to shoulder!.!.!.!.a wind tunnle
Two blonds were walking through the forrest and one looked down and said!.!.!.!.aww look!.!.!.bird tracks and the other one said!.!.!.!.you dummy those are deer tracks and the first one said no those are bird tracks!.!.!.!.they were still arguing when the train hit them
How do you make a blond laugh on tue!.!.!.!.tell her a joke on fri!.
How do you make a blonds eyes shine!?!?!? Flashlight in her ear
How do you confuse a blond!.!.!.!.put her in a round room and tell her there is a penny in the corner
How does a blond confuse you!.!.!.comes out and says she found it
How do you know when a blond has been using your computer!.!.!.!.!.there is white out on the screen
How do you know she has been using it again!.!.!.!.there is writing over the white out
what do you call blonds in the freezer!.!.!.!.!.frosted flakes
how do you know when a blond has had a really great night!.!.!.!.she asks," are all you guys on the same team!?!?!?"
A blond, a brunette and a red head fall off a cliff at the same time!.!.!.!.who lands last!.!.!.!.!.the blond!.!.!.she had to stop and ask for directions
A blond a brunette and a red head are at the obgyn and the brunette looks around and says!.!.!.Im having a boy cause I was on top!.!.!.the red head says well then I'm having a girl cause I was on bottom!.!.!.the blond starts to cry and the other ladies ask why!.!.!.!.she sobs!.!.!.!.im having puppies!!!!
Same blond goes in to see the obgyn and she asks if there is any speciel position she needs to be in to have her baby!.!.!.the doc says she can have it in pretty much the same way she got pregnant and she starts to cry!.!.!.the doc asks why and she says!.!.!.in my contition how do I get one leg out the sun roof and the other thrugh the steering wheel!?!?!?
Why cant the blond learn ho to drive!.!.!.!.every time the car stops she hops in the back seat
What does a blond call unerwear!.!.!.!.!.ankle warmers
How are a blond and a turtle the same!.!.!.!.once they are on their back they are both *&^%$
The sad things are I am a blond and I have more!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: What do you call a smart blonde!?
A: A Golden retreiver
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you!?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back
Q: Why did the blonde throw the butter out the window!?
A: She wanted to see the butter fly!
Q: If a smart blonde, santa clause, and a rat jumped off a bridge at the same time, who hits the water first!?
A: The rat, 'coz he's the only real thing there!.!.!.
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy!?
A1: Look at A2 below!.
A2: Look at A1 above!.
If you're a BLONDE and you know it clap your hands!.!.!.
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A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the female blonde driver!. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road!?"
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me!. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me!. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am!.!.!. that's your air freshener!."
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A blonde walked into a bar, sat down, and started watching the 9 o'clock news!. A man walked in and sat next to her!. He said, "I bet you ten bucks that man on TV jumps off that building"!.
The blonde said, "You're on"!. The man jumps off the building!. The blonde hands the guy a ten dollar bill!. The man says, "I can't take your money!. I saw this same news earlier"!.
The blonde said, "So did I!. I just didn't think he'd do it again!.
I've got more but I'm too beat now!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: A Golden retreiver
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you!?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back
Q: Why did the blonde throw the butter out the window!?
A: She wanted to see the butter fly!
Q: If a smart blonde, santa clause, and a rat jumped off a bridge at the same time, who hits the water first!?
A: The rat, 'coz he's the only real thing there!.!.!.
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy!?
A1: Look at A2 below!.
A2: Look at A1 above!.
If you're a BLONDE and you know it clap your hands!.!.!.
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*snap*
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A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the female blonde driver!. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road!?"
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me!. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me!. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am!.!.!. that's your air freshener!."
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A blonde walked into a bar, sat down, and started watching the 9 o'clock news!. A man walked in and sat next to her!. He said, "I bet you ten bucks that man on TV jumps off that building"!.
The blonde said, "You're on"!. The man jumps off the building!. The blonde hands the guy a ten dollar bill!. The man says, "I can't take your money!. I saw this same news earlier"!.
The blonde said, "So did I!. I just didn't think he'd do it again!.
I've got more but I'm too beat now!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two blondes walked into a bar!. The brunette ducked!.
What do you call a blonde wearing a brunette wig (or who dyed her hair)!? Artificial Intelligence!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call a blonde wearing a brunette wig (or who dyed her hair)!? Artificial Intelligence!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was a ________girl so dumb she thought a quarterback meant getting change from the money she spent on a ballpark frank !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
how do you kill a blonde!?
put a scratch and sniff sticker in the bottom of the poolWww@Enter-QA@Com
put a scratch and sniff sticker in the bottom of the poolWww@Enter-QA@Com
did you hear about the blonde M&M employee!? She threw them all away because they said W&WWww@Enter-QA@Com