Ok......here's a good one?!
Question: Ok!.!.!.!.!.!.here's a good one!?
There was this indian chief named Chief Bowels!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.who live in a tee pee next to a major highway!.
They told him he had to move in order to extend the highway!.
So he got angry and went into the city to complain!.
He showed up at a pharmacy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.thinking it was a government agency!.
He went up to the counter and said "Bowels no move!"
So the lady gave him a laxative!.
A week later he came in again and said "Bowels still no move!!"
She gave him a stronger laxative!.
He cam in a week later and again said "Bowels STILL no move!!!!"
So she gave him the strongest laxative on the market!.
A week later he came in exhausted and said "Ok ok!.!.!.!.Bowels must now move!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.tee pee full of poop"Www@Enter-QA@Com
They told him he had to move in order to extend the highway!.
So he got angry and went into the city to complain!.
He showed up at a pharmacy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.thinking it was a government agency!.
He went up to the counter and said "Bowels no move!"
So the lady gave him a laxative!.
A week later he came in again and said "Bowels still no move!!"
She gave him a stronger laxative!.
He cam in a week later and again said "Bowels STILL no move!!!!"
So she gave him the strongest laxative on the market!.
A week later he came in exhausted and said "Ok ok!.!.!.!.Bowels must now move!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.tee pee full of poop"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL!! As I began reading, I thought you were gonna tell this one:
My Indian friend & I were sitting in his teepee talking and drinking tea!. We talked & laughed & talked the night away, having many refills of tea!. We fell asleep in his tent!.
In the morning we woke up in our tea pee!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My Indian friend & I were sitting in his teepee talking and drinking tea!. We talked & laughed & talked the night away, having many refills of tea!. We fell asleep in his tent!.
In the morning we woke up in our tea pee!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Primo, I'm not a texting type of person so I just am going to have to spell it out: I'm rolling on the floor laughing! Thank you for making my day!.
P!.S!. I just tried sending you an email to thank you for the W!. & W!. but for some reason it got hung up!. So thanks until I can get it sent!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
P!.S!. I just tried sending you an email to thank you for the W!. & W!. but for some reason it got hung up!. So thanks until I can get it sent!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My Goodness! Thank you for not only the laugh but the memory! I remember this one from the 1960's when my Father first told it to me! My Dad did a very Good Big Chief imitation! (My Mother was half Cherokee)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Primoa!!!!! I was eating!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh man!! That's hilarious!!! I'll have to read this one to hubs and my bro and my bro's in law!. They will laugh their butts off!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny joke about IndianWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha lol
very sick yet kinda funny loolWww@Enter-QA@Com
very sick yet kinda funny loolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wow that's a great one, had to take the laptop to the bathroom b4 I pissed myself!Www@Enter-QA@Com
THATS HILARIOUS! LMAO HAVE A TWOO STARS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i did like that lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!.!.!.
haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them!. The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, 'Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you!.' 'On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts!. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bullseye in your wife's love canal!. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue!. 'Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole!. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut!.' The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful!. They told their friends, Mr!. & Mrs!. Green that they should see the good doctor!. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests!. Then he told the Greens the bad news!. 'I cannot help you, so I will not take your money!. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be!. I cannot help!.' 'The Greens pleaded with him, and said, 'You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us!.' 'Well, all right', the doctor said!. 'On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of cheerios!.!.!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com