Affairs? 3 of 3 in the series. JOKE!?!
Question: Affairs!? 3 of 3 in the series!. JOKE!!?
NUMBER 3! Enjoy!
sandy :O)
The 5th Affair
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer!. 'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent!.'
'One Cent!?' the man exclaimed!. He glanced at the menu and asked, 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine!?'
'A nickel,' the barman replied!.
'A nickel!?' exclaimed the man!. 'Where's the guy who owns this place!?' The bartender replied, 'Upstairs, with my wife!.'
The man asked, 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife!?'
The bartender replied, 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here!.'
The 6th Affair
Jake was dying!. His wife sat at his bedside!. He looked up and said weakly, 'I have something I must confess!.'
'There's no need to,' his wife replied!.
'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace!. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!'
'I know,' she replied, 'now just rest and let the poison
work!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
sandy :O)
The 5th Affair
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer!. 'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent!.'
'One Cent!?' the man exclaimed!. He glanced at the menu and asked, 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine!?'
'A nickel,' the barman replied!.
'A nickel!?' exclaimed the man!. 'Where's the guy who owns this place!?' The bartender replied, 'Upstairs, with my wife!.'
The man asked, 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife!?'
The bartender replied, 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here!.'
The 6th Affair
Jake was dying!. His wife sat at his bedside!. He looked up and said weakly, 'I have something I must confess!.'
'There's no need to,' his wife replied!.
'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace!. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!'
'I know,' she replied, 'now just rest and let the poison
work!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
funny as heckWww@Enter-QA@Com
ditto!!!! starred!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like the secound one
lol i heard a very similar one to the secound oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i heard a very similar one to the secound oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love them both!. They are hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good jokes!
LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
All very funny, thank you so much for sharing!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats wat u get u SOB!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
More funny stuff, good ones!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, yeah!Www@Enter-QA@Com
all of these jokes in the series are hilarious! keep it upWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha i love the first one =]
storm!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com
storm!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol nice jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
i liked the las one that one is so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha, I dont blame either one of them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com