Do you promise to love, honor and obey??!
Question: Do you promise to love, honor and obey!?!?
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows!. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out!."
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied!.
On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live!?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal!."
The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows!. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out!."
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied!.
On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live!?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal!."
The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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running 2 the bathroom 2 get toiletpaper b4 i piss my self!.!.!.you get a star!.!.!.!.!.!.!.ohmigah!.!.!.!.so funny!.!.!. :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!.
I once knew a couple who had a pet snake named Obey!. They named it that because the woman had refused to have the word in their vows, and compromised by naming the snake her "detestable" word!. Kinda funny, I thought!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I once knew a couple who had a pet snake named Obey!. They named it that because the woman had refused to have the word in their vows, and compromised by naming the snake her "detestable" word!. Kinda funny, I thought!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha! very good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha ROTFLOL!.!.very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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hahahaha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good joke, but I wonder what the "better offer" was!. HmmmmmmmmmmmWww@Enter-QA@Com
Clever!.!.
A BJ goes down well on occasion LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A BJ goes down well on occasion LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha! I love it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats very cunning of herWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh thats great lolWww@Enter-QA@Com