Is this a scary story...A drunken man walks into a biker bar,?!
Question: Is this a scary story!.!.!.A drunken man walks into a biker bar,!?
sits down at the bar and orders a drink!. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table!. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked!. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word!. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat!.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing!.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says,
"Grandpa,!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Go home, you're drunk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word!. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat!.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing!.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says,
"Grandpa,!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Go home, you're drunk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
nice conan, you got me on that one!. keep em comingWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahahah I heard one like this before but this is written better and is fecking hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
its not scary its funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha that's funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahaha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thank you for that one first laugh of the day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice, very nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's pretty funny, in a slightly sick way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians!?
A licker cabinet!.
2!. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian!?
A Klondyke!.
3!. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns!?
Militia Etheridge!.
4!. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time!?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face!.
5!. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe!?
Fur Traders!.
6!. What is a lesbian dinosaur called!?
A Lickalotapuss!.
7!. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers!?
Well Hung!.
8!. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned!?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake!.
9!. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar!?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls!.
10!. What do you call lesbian twins!?
Lick-a-likes!.
11!. What's the definition of confusion!?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market!.
12!. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian!?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker!.
13!. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 D!.C!. Government workers!?
100 people that don't do dick!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A licker cabinet!.
2!. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian!?
A Klondyke!.
3!. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns!?
Militia Etheridge!.
4!. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time!?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face!.
5!. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe!?
Fur Traders!.
6!. What is a lesbian dinosaur called!?
A Lickalotapuss!.
7!. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers!?
Well Hung!.
8!. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned!?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake!.
9!. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar!?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls!.
10!. What do you call lesbian twins!?
Lick-a-likes!.
11!. What's the definition of confusion!?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market!.
12!. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian!?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker!.
13!. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 D!.C!. Government workers!?
100 people that don't do dick!Www@Enter-QA@Com