Wedding ring?!
Question: Wedding ring!?
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis!.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring onto his penis while he was asleep!. I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ringWww@Enter-QA@Com
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring onto his penis while he was asleep!. I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ringWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol!.!.!.nice one !.!.!.!.!. thanks for the joke!.!.!.!.!. best one i heard todayWww@Enter-QA@Com
The worst part is, this actually happens! The ring is likely not as small as you would think!. A Very large man would have very large hands & fingers, but an average sized penis!. The difference would make for a tight, but possible, fit!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not only would the embarrassment be awful but the pain must have been huuuuge!. Poor bloke, how did she know he wasn't going to ask her, eh!? Silly girl!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehhe!serves him right!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice, I mean the joke, not the situation that poor sap got himself into!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA omg, that's too funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg!. that is hilarious!. i think 3 is worse!. for the women as well!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
god that's funny they all sound hilarious to me LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is one small penis if it fits through ur wedding ring lol!. nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
What if he got a b*ner!?!!? Ouch!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
either option would mean that that guy has had a bad day LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
have a bad dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
number 3- that would be sad!Www@Enter-QA@Com