Men are better than women (apparently)?!
Question: Men are better than women (apparently)!?
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura,
Kate and Sarah !.!.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other
as Fat Boy, Godzilla
and Four-eyes!.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32!.50!. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they
want change back!.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators
MONEY
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs!.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale!.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S!.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337!. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura,
Kate and Sarah !.!.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other
as Fat Boy, Godzilla
and Four-eyes!.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32!.50!. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they
want change back!.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators
MONEY
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs!.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale!.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S!.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337!. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahaha Loved it especially cats and natural!. thanks for posting i needed some chucklesWww@Enter-QA@Com
What you said about arguments isn't exactly true!. Usually men have the last words in any argument, "Yes dear"Www@Enter-QA@Com
very true!. very funny!. i almost pmsl!. thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
at least they're less complicated!
good ones!
*hahahahaha*Www@Enter-QA@Com
good ones!
*hahahahaha*Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAAHHA hv a star!.!.awsumWww@Enter-QA@Com
theyre quite true actually!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Them pesky wimin!.!.!.!.
v!.funny btwWww@Enter-QA@Com
v!.funny btwWww@Enter-QA@Com
valid pointsWww@Enter-QA@Com
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend!."
Heehee!. Only so true :-D
Shall I send a Stamped and Addressed Envelope!.!.!.and to where to obtain one of these!?
:-PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heehee!. Only so true :-D
Shall I send a Stamped and Addressed Envelope!.!.!.and to where to obtain one of these!?
:-PWww@Enter-QA@Com
You [NAILED it]Www@Enter-QA@Com
giggle!.!.!. vaild pionts :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
What is this thing, "a man" and where do I sign up to get one of these!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh, nice one!. have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this really, really funny!.!.!.!.!.!.where did you get it!?!?!?!?!?
star for you!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
star for you!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com