Are you ready for some..... yummy...yummy ??!
Question: Are you ready for some!.!.!.!.!. yummy!.!.!.yummy ?!?
CORNY JOKES!!!!!!!!!!! yeah!.!.!. that's what i thought my loves ?
Here we go =P
A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please!."
The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you!."
"Why not!?" asks the brain!.
"You're already out of your head!."
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A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman!.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you!. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet!. "Does your dog bite!?"
"No!."
A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg!.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly!.
"That's not my dog!."
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A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer!.
The barman refuses to serve him!. "Why not," asks the golf club!.
"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender!.
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A neutron walks into a bar!. "I'd like a beer" he says!.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer!.
"How much will that be!?" asks the neutron!.
"For you!?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
SEE I said they were corny!!!!!!!!! But who doesn’t love corny jokes!?!?!? Haha give me a star if you liked them!.!. or if you just love me!!! ?
Thank you everyone have a wonderful day!! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here we go =P
A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please!."
The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you!."
"Why not!?" asks the brain!.
"You're already out of your head!."
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A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman!.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you!. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet!. "Does your dog bite!?"
"No!."
A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg!.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly!.
"That's not my dog!."
************************************
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer!.
The barman refuses to serve him!. "Why not," asks the golf club!.
"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender!.
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A neutron walks into a bar!. "I'd like a beer" he says!.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer!.
"How much will that be!?" asks the neutron!.
"For you!?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
SEE I said they were corny!!!!!!!!! But who doesn’t love corny jokes!?!?!? Haha give me a star if you liked them!.!. or if you just love me!!! ?
Thank you everyone have a wonderful day!! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
i gotta say i wish there where more nice people like u who would do this and lighten up the atmosphere at yahoo answers ,the jokes are cute and ur a cheerfull person,good for u ,keep doing this it's good for peopleWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL !
ITS NOT my dawg
<3
2 funny have a star hunny !Www@Enter-QA@Com
ITS NOT my dawg
<3
2 funny have a star hunny !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those actually weren't too bad!.!.!. lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The bus one was pretty funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! They aren't that bad, not as bad as I thought at least!. HeheWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good jobWww@Enter-QA@Com
sry to say to lazy to read all of them but the first one is pretty good i get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes I liked them!. :)))Www@Enter-QA@Com
not corny hun I still laughed at them lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
corny but cute!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!.!. cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like the second one that was good-- well gotta goWww@Enter-QA@Com
??? haha very funny! =) ???Www@Enter-QA@Com
you should give the last one to a chemistry teacher !.
but seriously man that was CORNY!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
but seriously man that was CORNY!.Www@Enter-QA@Com