A true love story!!! ? ? joke...?!
Question: A true love story!!! ? ? joke!.!.!.!?
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have!.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital!. One day!.!.!.
While they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end!. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there!.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him!. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out!. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable!.
When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news!." The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love!. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness!. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him!.!.!. I am so sorry,!.!.!. but he's dead!."
Edna replied!.!.!. "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry!."
"How soon can I go home!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital!. One day!.!.!.
While they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end!. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there!.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him!. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out!. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable!.
When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news!." The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love!. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness!. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him!.!.!. I am so sorry,!.!.!. but he's dead!."
Edna replied!.!.!. "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry!."
"How soon can I go home!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
??? haha very funny! =) ???Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaha funny stuffWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
You can't never go home B-eye-itch!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha didnt see that comingWww@Enter-QA@Com
loveddd it :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great! Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha
=]!.?!.peaceWww@Enter-QA@Com
=]!.?!.peaceWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha lol :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
THATZ FUNNYYY!
(but a lil mean)
BUT FUNNYYY!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
(but a lil mean)
BUT FUNNYYY!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats not a true story, its just a jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
sad!.!.!.!.
i guess she can't leave yet hmmmWww@Enter-QA@Com
i guess she can't leave yet hmmmWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!
starWww@Enter-QA@Com
starWww@Enter-QA@Com
l0l!!!!!! so much for being discharged!.!.!.!.!.!.!.star 4 u!!Www@Enter-QA@Com