Do you enjoy blonde jokes?!
Question: Do you enjoy blonde jokes!?
A blonde goes to get her hair done, the hair dresser is a brunette!.
The blonde mentions she's having a hard time selling her car!.
"Why!?" askes the brunette!?
"It's got alot of miles on it!." replies the blonde!.
The brunette says "My boyfriend is a mechanic, why don't you take it in to him and have him turn the odometer backwards for you!."
The blonde agrees!.
The next time the blonde gets her hair done, the brunette asks if she ever took her car in to have the odometer spun back!.
"Oh, yes I did, thank you very much!"
"So did that help you sell the car!?" asked the brunette!.
The blonde replies "Helloooo, why would I sell a low-mileage car!?"
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The blonde mentions she's having a hard time selling her car!.
"Why!?" askes the brunette!?
"It's got alot of miles on it!." replies the blonde!.
The brunette says "My boyfriend is a mechanic, why don't you take it in to him and have him turn the odometer backwards for you!."
The blonde agrees!.
The next time the blonde gets her hair done, the brunette asks if she ever took her car in to have the odometer spun back!.
"Oh, yes I did, thank you very much!"
"So did that help you sell the car!?" asked the brunette!.
The blonde replies "Helloooo, why would I sell a low-mileage car!?"
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Answers:
Oh g-d!! You're kidding!!? That was funny as hell!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
theres 3 wanted girls
1 brunette
1 redhead
1 blonde
So police goes out and looks for them, then the police finally see them at a supermarket so the 3 wanted girl runs to the alley!.
There's 3 sacks of potatoes, so each of them goes on separate potato bags!.
So when the cops finally got to the alley they went to the 1st bag and the brunette says "meow, meow!"
So the cops says "oh, it just a cat!. Lets leave it alone"
Then they go on the 2nd sack and the redhead says "ruff, ruff!"
So the cops says "oh its just a dog!. Lets leave it alone"
then the police get to the blonde's sack and she says, "potatoes, potatoes!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
1 brunette
1 redhead
1 blonde
So police goes out and looks for them, then the police finally see them at a supermarket so the 3 wanted girl runs to the alley!.
There's 3 sacks of potatoes, so each of them goes on separate potato bags!.
So when the cops finally got to the alley they went to the 1st bag and the brunette says "meow, meow!"
So the cops says "oh, it just a cat!. Lets leave it alone"
Then they go on the 2nd sack and the redhead says "ruff, ruff!"
So the cops says "oh its just a dog!. Lets leave it alone"
then the police get to the blonde's sack and she says, "potatoes, potatoes!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Prejudice has to be funny!.
Even the Irish get sick of prejudicial jokes, cant ya parody something other than stupidity, watch the letterman show, its just not funny, I watch it to learn how to bore folks and call out where all the drugs deals are going down in town its a bit obvious isnt is!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Even the Irish get sick of prejudicial jokes, cant ya parody something other than stupidity, watch the letterman show, its just not funny, I watch it to learn how to bore folks and call out where all the drugs deals are going down in town its a bit obvious isnt is!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'm blonde and i love blonde jokes, just as much as i love mexican jokes, racist jokes, politically incorrect jokes!.!.!.!. funny is funny!. people need to stop being offended and learn how to live and laugh at themselves and other people!.
ps love the joke :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
ps love the joke :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
wtf!? that was the stupidest joke i ever heard and i like some blonde jokes but some i think are mean since i am a blonde and when my friends say some that i dont get right in fun of me i get really mad!. i think people who tell blonde jokes are sometimes jealous of blondesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Two blonds are walking down the street, then they walk into a building!. You would have thought one of them would have seen it!. Brunette's rule!.
What do you call a blond that dyes their hair brown!?
Artificial intelligenceWww@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call a blond that dyes their hair brown!?
Artificial intelligenceWww@Enter-QA@Com
What Does A Blonde Consiter Safe Sex!?
Padded Headboards
The Blonde Had A Baby!.!.!.She Says " Are You Sure Its Mine"
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Padded Headboards
The Blonde Had A Baby!.!.!.She Says " Are You Sure Its Mine"
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
if they make others cry, I see nothing funny about that!.
If blonds are Soooo dumb, why are there so many brunetts
dieing their hair BLOND!? Hmmmm!Www@Enter-QA@Com
If blonds are Soooo dumb, why are there so many brunetts
dieing their hair BLOND!? Hmmmm!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes there was this blonde girl that walked into a bar hahahhahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
they're EXTREMELY annoying!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Umm i dont get it please explain and yes i do like blond jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was cute! Heehee! Blondes crack me up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
did you get that off of a sight b/c if you did i want to know what sight b/c it was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaaha
i dont gett it!.!.!.
=]!.
starr anywayyyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont gett it!.!.!.
=]!.
starr anywayyyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sure I do- probably because I am a brunette LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sounds like a dumb blonde!. Ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont get it, i dont know anything about cars x!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like funny jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha XD
that made me laugh!.!.!.
silly blonde girl!. :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
that made me laugh!.!.!.
silly blonde girl!. :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it, and no I'm not a blondeWww@Enter-QA@Com
who doesnt!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
yepWww@Enter-QA@Com
yesWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it!?!?
lol im blonde so go figureWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol im blonde so go figureWww@Enter-QA@Com
yea cuz some of them ar funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah!.!.it's okWww@Enter-QA@Com
i'm a blonde, but if theyre funny, i dont mind them!. but in real life blondes r not that stoooooooopidWww@Enter-QA@Com
i love them!!!
I HAVE 2 FOR YOU:
a few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage!. A blond came asked for a seven-hundred-ten We all looked at each other and another customer what is a seven-hundred-ten She replied,'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, i have lost it and need a new one!. she replied that she did not know exactly what it was but this piece had always been there!. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like she dew a dot in the middle of it wrote 710!. he then took her over to another car which had one and asked is there a 710 on this car!? She pointed and said, Of course its right there in the middle!. if you're not sure what a 710 is OIL
windows!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
last year i replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-panel energy efficient kind, and today, i got a call from the contractor who installed them!.
he was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them!.
HELLOOOOO, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that i am automatically stupid!. So I told him just what his fast taking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I HAVE 2 FOR YOU:
a few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage!. A blond came asked for a seven-hundred-ten We all looked at each other and another customer what is a seven-hundred-ten She replied,'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, i have lost it and need a new one!. she replied that she did not know exactly what it was but this piece had always been there!. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like she dew a dot in the middle of it wrote 710!. he then took her over to another car which had one and asked is there a 710 on this car!? She pointed and said, Of course its right there in the middle!. if you're not sure what a 710 is OIL
windows!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
last year i replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-panel energy efficient kind, and today, i got a call from the contractor who installed them!.
he was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them!.
HELLOOOOO, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that i am automatically stupid!. So I told him just what his fast taking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
first of all
that is the stupidest joke i everrr heardd!. that amde noo sneseee
why are you postingg that shitt
thirddd IM A BLONDEEE
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is the stupidest joke i everrr heardd!. that amde noo sneseee
why are you postingg that shitt
thirddd IM A BLONDEEE
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com