Did I get this joke right?!
Question: Did I get this joke right!?
A woman was walking along the beach and finds an old lamp!. She wonders if it's a magic lamp, so she rubs it and out comes a genie!.
She says to the genie "Do I get three wishes!?"
The genie says, "Yes, but whatever you ask for, your husband gets double!."
She says "That lying cheating scum!" "He ran off with some bimbo, cleaned out our bank account and left me with nothing!"
The genie says "Hey, sorry, I don't make the rules, I just work here!."
"OK", she says "My first wish is for a billion dollars!."
POOF! A billion dollars appears in front of her, and two billion dollars appears in front of her husband!.
"Next I want a Bugatti Veyron!."
POOF! A shiney new Bugatti Veyron appears in front of her, and two Veyrons appear in front of her husband!.
"OK" she continued "For my last wish I want you to scare me half to death!."
POOF! !. !. !.
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She says to the genie "Do I get three wishes!?"
The genie says, "Yes, but whatever you ask for, your husband gets double!."
She says "That lying cheating scum!" "He ran off with some bimbo, cleaned out our bank account and left me with nothing!"
The genie says "Hey, sorry, I don't make the rules, I just work here!."
"OK", she says "My first wish is for a billion dollars!."
POOF! A billion dollars appears in front of her, and two billion dollars appears in front of her husband!.
"Next I want a Bugatti Veyron!."
POOF! A shiney new Bugatti Veyron appears in front of her, and two Veyrons appear in front of her husband!.
"OK" she continued "For my last wish I want you to scare me half to death!."
POOF! !. !. !.
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Answers:
YEAH!.!.!.!.LMAO!.!.!.!.I love this one!.!.!.!.!.I was feeling sooo sad and you just made me feel so much better!.!.!.HAHAHAHA!.!.!.!.yeah you got it right!.!.!.!.hahahhahhahha!.!.!.!.he gets double, so she goes "scare me half to death" and his husband gets scared to full death!.!.if that made sense!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one !.!.what didn't you understand about the joke like the genie said what you ask for your husband get double!. so thats why she ask the genie to scare the life out of her soe the husband can die faster!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heh!. Her husband gets double right!? so she asked to be scared HALF to death!. HALF X 2 = Whole!.!.!.So in theory her husband would die!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah, in the version i heard instead of saying scare me half to death it was beat me half to death lol but i works either wayWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAH!!!
nice goin buddy!
that B*TCH WOULD TAKE HIS MONEY AND HIS CARZ! ROFLMAOLOL!!!HAHAHA!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice goin buddy!
that B*TCH WOULD TAKE HIS MONEY AND HIS CARZ! ROFLMAOLOL!!!HAHAHA!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yessssssssssssssssssss very funny hav 2 remeber that 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah because it goes either way husband gets wishes or wife gets wishesWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is soooooooo funny i had never heard that before thanx
yea i heard it for the fist time and i got itWww@Enter-QA@Com
yea i heard it for the fist time and i got itWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.her husband died!?!?!!? lol funny!.
who wishes to be scared half to death!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
who wishes to be scared half to death!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol ownedWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that's cute =) the husband will die of fright =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats the less obscene version!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
at first i was like y is she letting him get so much mony and two cars but if he dies then she inherits it all lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
very good, I have heard variations but yours is excellent!. Thanks for the smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
I dont know but its funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL yepWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one seems rightWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes you didWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, its rit!.!.!.!.!. its will scare her husband to death!.!.!.!.thats x2
rofl!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
rofl!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com