Letter 2 father from daughter?!
Question: Letter 2 father from daughter!?
A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy!. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow!. it was addressed "Dad"!.
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home!. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid
a scene with Mom and you!. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me!. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes!. But it's not only the passion!. Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together!. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it!?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree!?
Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want!. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself!. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren!.
Your loving daughter,
Rosie!.
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At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO"!. Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true!. I'm over at the neighbour's house!. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer!. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home!. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid
a scene with Mom and you!. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me!. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes!. But it's not only the passion!. Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together!. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it!?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree!?
Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want!. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself!. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren!.
Your loving daughter,
Rosie!.
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At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO"!. Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true!. I'm over at the neighbour's house!. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer!. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
twnikle twinkle big big starzzz 4 yaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Bravo!.
So funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Magnificent!
Intelligent!
Funny!
Made my day!
Thanks!!
Did I mention funny!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Intelligent!
Funny!
Made my day!
Thanks!!
Did I mention funny!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahahahaha genius!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i've seen this same joke!.!. except it was the mom!.!. hahaha!.!.
its kinda funny!.!. and somebody should try it! ahahhaah!Www@Enter-QA@Com
its kinda funny!.!. and somebody should try it! ahahhaah!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pissing myself laughing!
Poor dad!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Poor dad!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!.darn I wish I had thought of that when I was a kids!.!.!.!.my friend did something like this when he "came out" to his family!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL
i really did fin this funny :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
i really did fin this funny :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol;
i should do that to my rents!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i should do that to my rents!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice laugh, here's a star for you!. =))Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm giving u 5 stars for that *****, i would love to try that on ma folks but they will never get to finish the letter so I'll probably die!.!.!.hahaha nice one lol!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hah =)
good ideaWww@Enter-QA@Com
good ideaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny - I liked that one lots!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
bit old, but still a funny way to give a bad report card to your parentsWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol! I would ground her forever just for scaring me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha! Oh, very good!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that made me giggleWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was hilarious!. what a tactful girl!Www@Enter-QA@Com
top draw, it had me going for a whileWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.!.!.what a smart girl!.!.!.!.i wonder why she got such a bad report card!.!.!.!.!.hmmm!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
LOL!.!.!.!.great joke!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.star 4 u!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.!.great joke!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.star 4 u!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com