Joke: Translation of Shakespearean lines. starred?!
Question: Joke: Translation of Shakespearean lines!. starred!?
Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin, as self-neglecting!.
Translation: We should masturbate more!.
The weakest kind of fruit drops earliest to the ground!.
Translation: Only fight sissies!.
Great floods have flown from simple sources!.
Translation: Never have sex with your girlfriend during her period!.
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers!.
Translation: Let's kill all the lawyers!. Really!.
Is the jay more precious than the lark because his feathers are more beautiful!?
Translation: Good-looking strippers get bigger tips!.
Have patience, and endure!.
Translation: Use one of those numbing creams if you have to!. Or try wearing five condoms at once!.
I can express no kinder sign of love than this kind kiss!.
Translation: First base is better than striking out altogether!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Translation: We should masturbate more!.
The weakest kind of fruit drops earliest to the ground!.
Translation: Only fight sissies!.
Great floods have flown from simple sources!.
Translation: Never have sex with your girlfriend during her period!.
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers!.
Translation: Let's kill all the lawyers!. Really!.
Is the jay more precious than the lark because his feathers are more beautiful!?
Translation: Good-looking strippers get bigger tips!.
Have patience, and endure!.
Translation: Use one of those numbing creams if you have to!. Or try wearing five condoms at once!.
I can express no kinder sign of love than this kind kiss!.
Translation: First base is better than striking out altogether!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Good One! I never thought of looking at it like that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lets not forget Henry V Act II Scene I "Pistol's cok is up,
And flashing fire will follow" Self explanatory!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And flashing fire will follow" Self explanatory!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Very interesting! It's great how nearly anything we say can be twisted to make it sound sexual!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cool dude hahahahahahahahahh shakespear wud have fainted!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!. shakespeare is gay and never had sex so he talked this crap!. that was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com