Computer joke?!
Question: Computer joke!?
TECH: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you!?"
CUST: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect!."
TECH: "What sort of trouble!?"
CUST: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away!."
TECH: "Went away!?"
CUST: "They disappeared!."
TECH: "Hmm!. So what does your screen look like now!?"
CUST: "Nothing!."
TECH: "Nothing!?"
CUST: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type!."
TECH: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out!?"
CUST: "How do I tell!?"
TECH: "Can you see the "C" prompt on the screen!?"
CUST: "What's a sea-prompt!?"
TECH: "Never mind!. Can you move the cursor around on the screen!?"
CUST: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type!."
TECH: "Does your monitor have a power indicator!?"
CUST: "What's a monitor!?"
TECH: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV!. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on!?"
CUST: "I don't know!."
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CUST: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect!."
TECH: "What sort of trouble!?"
CUST: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away!."
TECH: "Went away!?"
CUST: "They disappeared!."
TECH: "Hmm!. So what does your screen look like now!?"
CUST: "Nothing!."
TECH: "Nothing!?"
CUST: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type!."
TECH: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out!?"
CUST: "How do I tell!?"
TECH: "Can you see the "C" prompt on the screen!?"
CUST: "What's a sea-prompt!?"
TECH: "Never mind!. Can you move the cursor around on the screen!?"
CUST: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type!."
TECH: "Does your monitor have a power indicator!?"
CUST: "What's a monitor!?"
TECH: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV!. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on!?"
CUST: "I don't know!."
TECH: "Well, then look on the back of theWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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