How Moses got the 10 Commandments....?!
Question: How Moses got the 10 Commandments!.!.!.!.!?
HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better!.' The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments!?'
And the Lord said, 'They are Rules for living'!.
'Can you give us an example!?!. 'Thou shalt not kill'!.
'Not kill!?' We're not interested'!.
So he went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments!.'
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honour thy Father and Mother!?'
'Father!? We don't know who our fathers are!. We're not interested'!.
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments'!.
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shalt not steal'!.
'Not steal!? We're not interested'!.
Then He went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments!.'
The French too wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Thou shalt not commit adultery'!.
'Not commit adultery!? We're not interested!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better!.' The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments!?'
And the Lord said, 'They are Rules for living'!.
'Can you give us an example!?!. 'Thou shalt not kill'!.
'Not kill!?' We're not interested'!.
So he went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments!.'
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honour thy Father and Mother!?'
'Father!? We don't know who our fathers are!. We're not interested'!.
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments'!.
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shalt not steal'!.
'Not steal!? We're not interested'!.
Then He went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments!.'
The French too wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Thou shalt not commit adultery'!.
'Not commit adultery!? We're not interested!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LMAO gotta love the book of lies and it's storiesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yup, about the size of it from the Old Testament in a Christian Bible!.
Although a Christian by faith,
I am not a great beleiver in some bloke building a boat to house every species of critter either!.
Oh, am I banished because I covet my neighbours oxen !?
Moses was probably a fine chap, so upon leading his followers out of slavery, thought a set of rules would be a good idea!.
Much like Gordon Brown!.
Er, Jesus hadn't arrived on the scene to put Moses right!.
BobWww@Enter-QA@Com
Although a Christian by faith,
I am not a great beleiver in some bloke building a boat to house every species of critter either!.
Oh, am I banished because I covet my neighbours oxen !?
Moses was probably a fine chap, so upon leading his followers out of slavery, thought a set of rules would be a good idea!.
Much like Gordon Brown!.
Er, Jesus hadn't arrived on the scene to put Moses right!.
BobWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Could get some complaints about that one methinks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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It's funny
and I am Mexican!Www@Enter-QA@Com
and I am Mexican!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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