Im back lol.....joke time?!
Question: Im back lol!.!.!.!.!.joke time!?
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white!?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life!." The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why the groom wearing black!?"
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class!. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!" While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress!. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again! As she ran she once again began to pray "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!.!.!.But please don't shove me either!"
Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers!. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50!." The second boy says, "That's nothing!. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100!." The third boy says, "I got you both beat!. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
An elderly woman died last month!. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers!. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead!."
A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother!?" He answered, "Call for backup!."
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem!. A small child replied, "They couldn't get a baby-sitter!."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds!. After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters!?" Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill!."
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings!. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs!. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, "Johnny, what is the matter!?" Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side!. I think I'm going to have a wife!."
Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil!. One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff!?" The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out!. It's probably just your Dad!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class!. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!" While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress!. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again! As she ran she once again began to pray "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!.!.!.But please don't shove me either!"
Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers!. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50!." The second boy says, "That's nothing!. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100!." The third boy says, "I got you both beat!. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
An elderly woman died last month!. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers!. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead!."
A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother!?" He answered, "Call for backup!."
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem!. A small child replied, "They couldn't get a baby-sitter!."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds!. After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters!?" Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill!."
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings!. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs!. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, "Johnny, what is the matter!?" Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side!. I think I'm going to have a wife!."
Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil!. One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff!?" The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out!. It's probably just your Dad!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent Ha Ha Ha!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lOL hONEY wELCOME BACK AND THANKS FOR THE LAUGH(Sorry had the caps on) I really enjoyed them tomorrow I'll post some for you!.xxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!.!.!.
lazt 1 was the bstWww@Enter-QA@Com
lazt 1 was the bstWww@Enter-QA@Com
I liked the fifth one from the top the best!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant! loved themWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious, i love kids
they're so smart!Www@Enter-QA@Com
they're so smart!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The one about the girl running and praying was the best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Excellent ones, made me laugh!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers for a smile!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent ones, made me laugh!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers for a smile!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good work bubbles!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
coolWww@Enter-QA@Com
giggles, kids are so cute and funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol very cute starWww@Enter-QA@Com
first one was bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
they were all pritty funny but i'm just trying to get pointsWww@Enter-QA@Com
2 in the middle, and the last one were good!. The others were just!.!.!. meh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i didnt really like these!.!.!.!.the one about eve and the rib brought a smile but thats the most you got outta me! sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!!!! I love your jokes!!
I'm so glad you're back! It has been like 3 months!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm so glad you're back! It has been like 3 months!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com