Donald Ducks nephews? (joke)?!
Question: Donald Ducks nephews!? (joke)!?
This guy walks into a quiet bar!. He is carrying three ducks!. One in each hand and one under his left arm!. He places them on the bar!. He has a few drinks and chats with the bartender!.
The bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks!.
They chat for about 30 minutes before the bloke with the ducks has to go to the rest room!. The ducks are left on the Bar!.
The bartender is alone with the ducks!. There is an awkward silence!. The bartender decides to try to make some conversation!.
"What's your name!?" He says to the first duck!. "Huey" said the duck!.
"How's your day been!?"
"Great!. Lovely day!. Had a ball!. Been in and out of puddles all day!."
"Oh!. That's nice," says the Bartender!.
Then he says to the second duck, "Hi!. And what's your name!?"
"Dewey" came the answer!.
"So how's your day been!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks!.
They chat for about 30 minutes before the bloke with the ducks has to go to the rest room!. The ducks are left on the Bar!.
The bartender is alone with the ducks!. There is an awkward silence!. The bartender decides to try to make some conversation!.
"What's your name!?" He says to the first duck!. "Huey" said the duck!.
"How's your day been!?"
"Great!. Lovely day!. Had a ball!. Been in and out of puddles all day!."
"Oh!. That's nice," says the Bartender!.
Then he says to the second duck, "Hi!. And what's your name!?"
"Dewey" came the answer!.
"So how's your day been!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
that was funny, weird, creepy, hilarious, and strange all rolled up in one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahhh thats hilarious
i was kinda thrown off by the talking ducks at first!.!.!.I love talking animals!.!. specially hamsters!
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i was kinda thrown off by the talking ducks at first!.!.!.I love talking animals!.!. specially hamsters!
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LOL!.!.!.GREAT! I HEARD A JOKE SIMILAR TO THIS ONE YEARS AGO!. THE WORDING AND THE CHARACTERS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BUT SAME CONCEPT!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would have stopped after talking to the first duck!. When a duck talks back to me and I can understand it!.!.!.that's a good time to stop drinking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha very cute!. thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
??? haha very funny! =) ???Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha sick but hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wow, that's very random!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!. donald is a bad uncle! hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha, cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
Awesome joke! Keep them coming!! Have a star too!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like it, lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wierd but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
very humorous lmao!.a star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
;-) I liked this one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
aww man!!! thats too funny!!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol I posted this a long time ago but it never gets old lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny - heres a joke i heard, just need 2 type it out
3 ladies die in a car crash, and sent to heaven gate where st!. peters greets them!. He sadi that if they want to go into heavfen there is 1 rule - no stepping on ducks!. 3 of them say ok, it'll be easy!.
But the place is full of ducks!. everywhere!. im[possible not to step!.
1st lady steps and st!. peters come with a ugly man and chains them together!. he says that they are bound for eternity cause she step on duck
2nd lady saw what happened, and was careful!. but she tripped and fell on loads of ducks!. st!. peters was very angrey and came with a very ugly horrible man and bound them together - told her that is the punishment for all eternity!. casuse she step on duck
3rd l;ady is very very careful after seeing what happens!. so she goes on with stepping on any ducks!. Then st!. peter comes with a very good looking guy and chains them together and goes of!. she is very happy and is wondering why she got this guy!.
She asks him, and he says "dont know about you, but i stepped on a duck"!.
Sorry if the punctuation isnt good, i read it somewhere else and had to type it up!.
Man todays a good day with 21 emails from Y! answers, most of them yours and this other joker!. cant wait to read all of them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
3 ladies die in a car crash, and sent to heaven gate where st!. peters greets them!. He sadi that if they want to go into heavfen there is 1 rule - no stepping on ducks!. 3 of them say ok, it'll be easy!.
But the place is full of ducks!. everywhere!. im[possible not to step!.
1st lady steps and st!. peters come with a ugly man and chains them together!. he says that they are bound for eternity cause she step on duck
2nd lady saw what happened, and was careful!. but she tripped and fell on loads of ducks!. st!. peters was very angrey and came with a very ugly horrible man and bound them together - told her that is the punishment for all eternity!. casuse she step on duck
3rd l;ady is very very careful after seeing what happens!. so she goes on with stepping on any ducks!. Then st!. peter comes with a very good looking guy and chains them together and goes of!. she is very happy and is wondering why she got this guy!.
She asks him, and he says "dont know about you, but i stepped on a duck"!.
Sorry if the punctuation isnt good, i read it somewhere else and had to type it up!.
Man todays a good day with 21 emails from Y! answers, most of them yours and this other joker!. cant wait to read all of them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com