Good men jokes??!
Question: Good men jokes!?!?
I'm sorry guys buy I'm tired of always seeing women jokes! I'd like it the other way around sometimes!. So anybody, guys and girls, know any good jokes about men!? The person who gives me the most jokes about men will be picked as best answer! Thanks! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
What are three words that will kills a mans ego!?!?
is it in!?
a little boy was taking a bath, he grabbed his balls and asked "mommy are these my brains"
his mom replied!.!.!. "not yet honey"
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking!?
They all already have boyfriends!.
Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born!?
To knock the penises off the smart ones!.
What's the smartest thing a man can say!?
"My wife says!.!.!."
What do men and pantyhose have in common!?
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60!?
Four guys watching a football game!.
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football!?
The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer
What is the difference between men and women!?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need!. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need!.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening!?
Sex!.
Why can't men get mad cow disease!?
Because they're all pigs!.
hope you enjoy!!!
?Www@Enter-QA@Com
is it in!?
a little boy was taking a bath, he grabbed his balls and asked "mommy are these my brains"
his mom replied!.!.!. "not yet honey"
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking!?
They all already have boyfriends!.
Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born!?
To knock the penises off the smart ones!.
What's the smartest thing a man can say!?
"My wife says!.!.!."
What do men and pantyhose have in common!?
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60!?
Four guys watching a football game!.
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football!?
The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer
What is the difference between men and women!?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need!. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need!.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening!?
Sex!.
Why can't men get mad cow disease!?
Because they're all pigs!.
hope you enjoy!!!
?Www@Enter-QA@Com
theres a new belgian lager on the market specifically for women!
It's called Fellas Artwats!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's called Fellas Artwats!Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is none because we are perfect and nothing funny to laugh about!.!.
ok you had to laugh as you read that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok you had to laugh as you read that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com