Pussy cat pussy cat what a shame you bought?!


Question: Pussy cat pussy cat what a shame you bought!?
One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door!. She was a sorry site!. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down!. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet!. She had no name so we named her pussy cat!. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her!.

My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks!." My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye!. He calls my hubby El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O!.

The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet!. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor!. The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's pussy is finally shaved and clean!. She now smells like a rose!. And by the way, I think she is pregnant!. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!! That's hilarious!.

I have a cat too!. He's fat and hairy!. All my friends like to pet my fat, hairy pussy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That's a good one! That's what he gets for telling the vet how to do his job! Great joke, thanks for a great laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com

THAT IS FUNNY!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Poor cat, should have got her spayed!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha, I wonder how El Cheap O is going to get El Take O back!?!?!? stay tuned!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats is excellent!.!.!.i havnt had a good laugh 4 a long time!.!.keep it up!.!.!.good jobWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahah
that defo beats my joke to the ground lol

xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com



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