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Question: A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he!?
produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms!. “Now, class!. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water!. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be!.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey!. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail!.
“Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment!?” the professor asked!.
Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded…
“Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
The second worm, he put into the whiskey!. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail!.
“Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment!?” the professor asked!.
Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded…
“Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol i even told it to my mom and she loved itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha love it Skycat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha very funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha I get it!! thatnks 4 the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was just too cute!. I really liked that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. funny!. that was a good one!. : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, I've heard it before, but it's still funny! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!! too funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great
I knew I drank to much 4 a reason
I'll let my doctor know, thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
I knew I drank to much 4 a reason
I'll let my doctor know, thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
so cute-gonna tell my new date this joke as he has a phd in chem!. thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com