Sharing of a marriage (JOKE)?!
Question: Sharing of a marriage (JOKE)!?
The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink!.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife!.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them !. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering!.
Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them!.'
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple!. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything!.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite!. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink!.
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Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them!. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything!.'
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for!?'
She answered
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He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife!.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them !. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering!.
Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them!.'
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple!. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything!.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite!. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink!.
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Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them!. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything!.'
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for!?'
She answered
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2 grandmas were sitting in their rocking chairs on the porch,reminicing about the good ole days!.
One grandma says to the other grandma!.!.dear do you remeber the minuet (dance btw)!.!.!.she says darn!.!.!.i cant even remember the min i screwed never mind the min i et!
a flasher was going up to old ladies in a nursing home flashing!.!.!.they all had big strokes!.!.!.!.!.well he went up to one last lady!.!.!.!.poor old lady!.!.!.!.!.she couldnt reach it!
Birth Control Pills
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office!. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills!." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs!. Smith, but you're 75 years old!. What possible use could you have for birth control pills!?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better!." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep!?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night!."
An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 grandmas were sitting in their rocking chairs on the porch,reminicing about the good ole days!.
One grandma says to the other grandma!.!.dear do you remeber the minuet (dance btw)!.!.!.she says darn!.!.!.i cant even remember the min i screwed never mind the min i et!
a flasher was going up to old ladies in a nursing home flashing!.!.!.they all had big strokes!.!.!.!.!.well he went up to one last lady!.!.!.!.poor old lady!.!.!.!.!.she couldnt reach it!
Birth Control Pills
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office!. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills!." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs!. Smith, but you're 75 years old!. What possible use could you have for birth control pills!?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better!." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep!?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night!."
An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
never mind Patriots!.!.!.where do you thin he got it from lol!.!.!.!.I posted that joke almost a year ago, but as long as people enjoy the joke who cares who posts it lol!.!.!.
The Gunfighter and The Oldtimer!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world!. He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn't yet first-rate and that there must be something he was doing wrong!.
Sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an elderly man seated at the bar who had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West in his day!. The young cowboy took the seat next to the old-timer, bought him a drink, and told him the story of his great ambition!.
"Do you think you could give me some tips!?" he asked!.
The old man looked him up and down and said, "Well, for one thing you're wearing your gun too high!. Tie the holster a little lower down on your leg!."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter!?" asked the young man!. "Sure will," said the old-timer!.
The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his !.44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player!.
"That's terrific!" said the cowboy, Got any more tips for me!?"
"Yep," said the old man, "cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it!. That'll give you a smoother draw!."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter!?" asked the younger man!. "You bet it will," said the old-timer!.
The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and shot a cufflink off the piano player!.
"Wow!" said the cowboy, "I'm learnin' somethin' here - got anymore tips!?"
The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon!. "See that axle grease over there!? Coat your gun with it!."
The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun!.
"No," said the old-timer, "I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all!."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter!?" asked the young man!.
"No," said the old timer, " !.!.!. but when Wyatt Earp gets done playin' the piano, he's going to shove that gun up your butt, and it won't hurt as much"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Gunfighter and The Oldtimer!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world!. He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn't yet first-rate and that there must be something he was doing wrong!.
Sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an elderly man seated at the bar who had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West in his day!. The young cowboy took the seat next to the old-timer, bought him a drink, and told him the story of his great ambition!.
"Do you think you could give me some tips!?" he asked!.
The old man looked him up and down and said, "Well, for one thing you're wearing your gun too high!. Tie the holster a little lower down on your leg!."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter!?" asked the young man!. "Sure will," said the old-timer!.
The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his !.44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player!.
"That's terrific!" said the cowboy, Got any more tips for me!?"
"Yep," said the old man, "cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it!. That'll give you a smoother draw!."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter!?" asked the younger man!. "You bet it will," said the old-timer!.
The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and shot a cufflink off the piano player!.
"Wow!" said the cowboy, "I'm learnin' somethin' here - got anymore tips!?"
The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon!. "See that axle grease over there!? Coat your gun with it!."
The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun!.
"No," said the old-timer, "I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all!."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter!?" asked the young man!.
"No," said the old timer, " !.!.!. but when Wyatt Earp gets done playin' the piano, he's going to shove that gun up your butt, and it won't hurt as much"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com