What would you do in bed?!
Question: What would you do in bed!?
Don't Fart in Bed
>
> If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so
> hard, let me know and I'll pray for you!.!?
>
> This is a story about a couple who had been happily married
> for years!.
>
> The only friction in their marriage was the husband's
> habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke!.!?
>
> The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her
> eyes water and make her gasp for air!.
>
> Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them
> off because it was making her sick!. He told her he
> couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural!. She
> told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he
> would blow his guts out!.!?
>
> The years went by and he continued to blast them out!
>
> Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the
> turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep,!?she
> looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and
> neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious
> thought came to her!.
>
> She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was
> sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she
> pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and
> emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts!.!?
>
> Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual
> trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream
> and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the
> bathroom!.
>
> The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the
> floor laughing, tears in her eyes!!?
>
> After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back
> pretty good!.
>
> About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in
> his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his
> face!. She bit her Lip as she asked him what was the
> matter!.!?
>
> He said, "Honey, you were right!" "All these
> years you have warned me and I didn't listen to
> you!."
> "What do you mean!?" asked his wife!.!?
>
> "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up
> farting my guts out, and today it finally happened!.!?
>
> But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers, I
> think I got most of them back in!."!?
>
> !?
>
>
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>
> If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so
> hard, let me know and I'll pray for you!.!?
>
> This is a story about a couple who had been happily married
> for years!.
>
> The only friction in their marriage was the husband's
> habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke!.!?
>
> The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her
> eyes water and make her gasp for air!.
>
> Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them
> off because it was making her sick!. He told her he
> couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural!. She
> told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he
> would blow his guts out!.!?
>
> The years went by and he continued to blast them out!
>
> Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the
> turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep,!?she
> looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and
> neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious
> thought came to her!.
>
> She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was
> sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she
> pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and
> emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts!.!?
>
> Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual
> trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream
> and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the
> bathroom!.
>
> The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the
> floor laughing, tears in her eyes!!?
>
> After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back
> pretty good!.
>
> About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in
> his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his
> face!. She bit her Lip as she asked him what was the
> matter!.!?
>
> He said, "Honey, you were right!" "All these
> years you have warned me and I didn't listen to
> you!."
> "What do you mean!?" asked his wife!.!?
>
> "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up
> farting my guts out, and today it finally happened!.!?
>
> But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers, I
> think I got most of them back in!."!?
>
> !?
>
>
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Answers:
aaahhhh thats gross, haha!! serves him right the dirty old farter, if was with me he would have been assigned to the spare room years ago as would disgust me that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was completly unexpected how could you do that to me
i was laughing all the way thriogh and then you grosed me out
great job jemarkWww@Enter-QA@Com
i was laughing all the way thriogh and then you grosed me out
great job jemarkWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heheheheh, cool 0neWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg eww!. hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice!.!.!.lol
Funny story!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny story!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, thats HILAROUS! i didn't cry, but it was still funny!
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lol funny & gross :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh gross!Www@Enter-QA@Com