Sick and silly joke?!
Question: Sick and silly joke!?
Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father for
some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before!.
"So what do I do first!?"
His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed!." 5 minutes
later Sipho's on the phone again!. "She's naked and in bed, what do I do
now!?" His father can't believe what he is hearing, "Take your damn
clothes off and get into bed with her!." After another 5 minutes poor
Sipho is on the phone again!. "Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what
do I do now!?" ! His dad's patience is now running thin so he says, "Sh$t
son, do I have to spell everything out for you!?
Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees!. Good night!!!"
Just when the old man starts snoring, His son is on the phone once
again!.
"Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next!?"
"DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before!.
"So what do I do first!?"
His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed!." 5 minutes
later Sipho's on the phone again!. "She's naked and in bed, what do I do
now!?" His father can't believe what he is hearing, "Take your damn
clothes off and get into bed with her!." After another 5 minutes poor
Sipho is on the phone again!. "Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what
do I do now!?" ! His dad's patience is now running thin so he says, "Sh$t
son, do I have to spell everything out for you!?
Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees!. Good night!!!"
Just when the old man starts snoring, His son is on the phone once
again!.
"Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next!?"
"DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A woman goes to the Doctor and complains that she has thrush, the Doctor examines her and write out a prescription for Caenastan cream and pessaries, he says to her put the dream on the outside of the vagina and use the pessary!.
The woman says where do I put the pessary, the Doctor replies in your front passage, the woman replies I cannot do that my husband keeps his bike in the front passage!.
A couple go on their honeymoon and they have never had sex ,see each other naked at all, so not knowing what to do the bride phones her sister and asks what would would my husband like me to do to him!.
The sister replies oral sex , the bride says OK and hangs up, some four hours later she rings her sister again she said have been doing oral sex for the last four hours and nothing has happened in fact I am fed up talking to himWww@Enter-QA@Com
The woman says where do I put the pessary, the Doctor replies in your front passage, the woman replies I cannot do that my husband keeps his bike in the front passage!.
A couple go on their honeymoon and they have never had sex ,see each other naked at all, so not knowing what to do the bride phones her sister and asks what would would my husband like me to do to him!.
The sister replies oral sex , the bride says OK and hangs up, some four hours later she rings her sister again she said have been doing oral sex for the last four hours and nothing has happened in fact I am fed up talking to himWww@Enter-QA@Com
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