What moms really want for mothers day?!
Question: What moms really want for mothers day!?
To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any "floaties" (ie, backwash)!.
* To have her 14 year-old daughter answer a question without rolling her eyes in that "Why is this person my mother!?" way!.
* Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty pounds to her figure!.
* A shower without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hi Ya Mom!" just as she puts a razor to her ankle!.
* A full time cleaning person who looks like Brad Pitt!.
* For her teenager to announce, "Hey, Mom! I got a full scholarship and a job all in the same day!"
* A grocery store that doesn't have candy/gum/cheap toys displayed at the checkout line!.
* To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions!.
* To be able to step on a plane with their toddlers and NOT have someone moan, "Oh no! Why me!?!!?"
* To occasionally get to sleep late on the weekend!. I mean is this too much to ask!?
* To actually carry on a normal phone conversation with her toddler in the SAME room!.
* To actually be able to finish a HOT cup of coffee while her kids are present!. An impossible feat!
* To take a hot bath without her toddler suddenly screaming, "Mommy, I have to go potty!" as soon as she hits the water!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
* To have her 14 year-old daughter answer a question without rolling her eyes in that "Why is this person my mother!?" way!.
* Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty pounds to her figure!.
* A shower without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hi Ya Mom!" just as she puts a razor to her ankle!.
* A full time cleaning person who looks like Brad Pitt!.
* For her teenager to announce, "Hey, Mom! I got a full scholarship and a job all in the same day!"
* A grocery store that doesn't have candy/gum/cheap toys displayed at the checkout line!.
* To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions!.
* To be able to step on a plane with their toddlers and NOT have someone moan, "Oh no! Why me!?!!?"
* To occasionally get to sleep late on the weekend!. I mean is this too much to ask!?
* To actually carry on a normal phone conversation with her toddler in the SAME room!.
* To actually be able to finish a HOT cup of coffee while her kids are present!. An impossible feat!
* To take a hot bath without her toddler suddenly screaming, "Mommy, I have to go potty!" as soon as she hits the water!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL thnks 4 head startWww@Enter-QA@Com
What Mom's want for Mothers Day
1!. for you to clean your room
2!. for you to get off the phone
3!. for you to not chat with strangers on the internet
4!. for you to not have sex at your age
5!. for you to take out the trash
6!. for you to do something the first time you are ask
7!. for you not to be moody
8!. for you to earn some of your own moneyWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!. for you to clean your room
2!. for you to get off the phone
3!. for you to not chat with strangers on the internet
4!. for you to not have sex at your age
5!. for you to take out the trash
6!. for you to do something the first time you are ask
7!. for you not to be moody
8!. for you to earn some of your own moneyWww@Enter-QA@Com
To sleep in and have breakfast in bed!.!.!.shrimp cocktail!.!.!.popcorn!.!.!.!.Angus beef and cheese!.
Champagne and Orange juice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Champagne and Orange juice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW!!!!
That's a lot!.
Interesting tho!.!.!.!.!.
Funny too!.!.!.!.!.
Good Morning ??Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's a lot!.
Interesting tho!.!.!.!.!.
Funny too!.!.!.!.!.
Good Morning ??Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny as for speedy hiker i am moody every day thats just my name!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How about a day off from it all down at the spa with the works!. Of course Brad would do the messaging!!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like it!.
However, just the sleep in once in a while would do me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
However, just the sleep in once in a while would do me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
mommy ! lol !! :3Www@Enter-QA@Com
What are mums for!? :-D!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wait some years, and it'll all get better ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com