The sharing of marriage...(joke)?!
Question: The sharing of marriage!.!.!.(joke)!?
The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink!.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife!.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them !. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering!.
Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them!.'
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple!. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything!.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite!. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife!.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them !. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering!.
Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them!.'
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple!. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything!.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite!. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Well, here is an old joke I do not know if you heard it!. Enjoy!.
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed!. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself!.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman!. My face is all wrinkled, my bosom is barely above my waist, and my bottom is hanging out a mile!. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby!." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself!."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight!."
Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St!. Anselm's Memorial Chapel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed!. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself!.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman!. My face is all wrinkled, my bosom is barely above my waist, and my bottom is hanging out a mile!. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby!." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself!."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight!."
Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St!. Anselm's Memorial Chapel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol OMG HALARIOUS!.!.!.!.!. THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE IVE HURD IN MY WHOLE DANG LIFE!!!!!! I CANT EVEN TURN THE CAPS OFF lol * 4 u
p!.s!.hope u get a hundred stars!.!.!.!.!.i got EXACTLY 600 lol better catch up!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
p!.s!.hope u get a hundred stars!.!.!.!.!.i got EXACTLY 600 lol better catch up!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahaha!!!!! thats funny! they shouldnt be that cheap though!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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My daughter told me this one some time ago!.Still very good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i loved it man verry funny thank you for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!oh man!i didnt expect it would turn out that way!i love it!heres a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com