Doctors get you back to work?!
Question: Doctors get you back to work!?
An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks!.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks!.'
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks!.'
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!!. We can take an @rsehole out of Scotland, put him into 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks!.'
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks!.'
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!!. We can take an @rsehole out of Scotland, put him into 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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they say 95% of what we joke about has some real meaning or relavence!. You just proved my point!.
Have a star for making me giggleWww@Enter-QA@Com
Have a star for making me giggleWww@Enter-QA@Com
awesome just awesomeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Makes more sense to people who are British, and/or actually keep track of Politics in Britian!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's no joke!.!.!.In the English doctor's case!.!.!.That's real life stuff!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Everyone a gem ! Thanks for the giggle !Www@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh My God! Simply hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Now that was a lovely one give us another one please!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He he!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol that was goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
OKWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
sorry didnt get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
pmlrof E classic and so trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
how true is that , we need to get him outWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very good!.!.!.!.like that one ElricWww@Enter-QA@Com
Man I liked that one & so F**kin' true!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.i dont realy get it!.!.!. but it does sound funny!.!.!.heheWww@Enter-QA@Com