Lol this is a funny joke read lol?!
Question: Lol this is a funny joke read lol!?
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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years!. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns!. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed!. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair!. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom!.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict!. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain!.!.!.do whatever he tells you satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is obviously very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck!. He was whispering in my ear!.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey!. I love you, too!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years!. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns!. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed!. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair!. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom!.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict!. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain!.!.!.do whatever he tells you satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is obviously very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck!. He was whispering in my ear!.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey!. I love you, too!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol!.!.!.!.love it! have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
I would answer this question but I allready answered it a couple of days ago when somebody else posted it!.
gave lots of lol and a star!.
NO SOUP!.!.!.!.!.er!.!.!.!.!.I mean!.!.!.!.!.NO STAR FOR YOU!
DOH!!!!
oh well i'll take the 2 points!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
gave lots of lol and a star!.
NO SOUP!.!.!.!.!.er!.!.!.!.!.I mean!.!.!.!.!.NO STAR FOR YOU!
DOH!!!!
oh well i'll take the 2 points!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao---hilarious!.!.!.that's a keeper!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This Joke is Hilarious !!!!!! Thanks for sharing !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
now thats one of the best jokes i have heard,where do you get them,please tell,big starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO damn!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that was a good 1 lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
have read it before !.!.!. still funny though!never fades!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao heard it b4 but still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO !! good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
greatWww@Enter-QA@Com
Really !.funny! Can't help but wonder what husband did - lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
you stole the other guys joke!?!? wtf!.!.!. why u do that!?Www@Enter-QA@Com