Anyone ever heard this.....?!
Question: Anyone ever heard this!.!.!.!.!.!?
One hot summer's eve in the middle of the night
Two dead bodies got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
And drew their swords to shoot each other
A deaf policeman heard the fight
Sent a blind policeman to end the fight
A paralyzed donkey was passing by
And kicked the policeman in his right left eye
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Two dead bodies got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
And drew their swords to shoot each other
A deaf policeman heard the fight
Sent a blind policeman to end the fight
A paralyzed donkey was passing by
And kicked the policeman in his right left eye
Admission is free but pay at the door
Seats are provided but sit on the floor!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Here's the one my uncle used to tell me when I was young!.
One dark day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight!.
Back to back they faced each other!.
Pulled out their knives and shot one another!.
The deaf policeman heard all the noise!.
Ran around the corner and shot the two dead boys!.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!.
I think mine's better!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One dark day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight!.
Back to back they faced each other!.
Pulled out their knives and shot one another!.
The deaf policeman heard all the noise!.
Ran around the corner and shot the two dead boys!.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!.
I think mine's better!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Actually I was just thinking about posting this for some strange reason!.
The Chariot's new album The Fiance, uses parts of this poem as titles of their songs!.
There are tons of versions of this, and no one knows where or who the author is:
http://www!.truska!.com/fun/onebrightday!.h!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Chariot's new album The Fiance, uses parts of this poem as titles of their songs!.
There are tons of versions of this, and no one knows where or who the author is:
http://www!.truska!.com/fun/onebrightday!.h!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nope, I've never heard of it before, but it's interesting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No!.!.!. I have never heard this before!. Interesting!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! That was certainly awesome!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
no!.!.!. and i see y!.!.!. it doesnt make any godamn sense
o wait wait its basically saying we are going to a show to see nothingWww@Enter-QA@Com
o wait wait its basically saying we are going to a show to see nothingWww@Enter-QA@Com
NOPEWww@Enter-QA@Com
YeahWww@Enter-QA@Com
My daddy told me this one time when i was little!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeaWww@Enter-QA@Com
woah thats deep manWww@Enter-QA@Com