A man goes into the cinema with a Duck under his arm.The attendanet tells him he!

slips out side and puts the Duck down his trousers!.During the film,he lets the Duck stick its head out of his flies!.
A woman sitting beside him nudge her mate and tells her to take a look at the man's crotch!.
"If you've seen one you've seen them all",her friend replies dismissivively!.
"I know",says her mate,"but this one' eating my crisps"!.
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Man:"Tell me-is there somebody else!?"
Woman:"Of course no!.Do you realy think I'd be going out with an idiot like you If there was!?"
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"This coffee isn't fit for a pig",moans the husband
"No problem!.I'll get you some that is",his wife replies!.
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