Uummmmmmmmmmm?!
Question: Uummmmmmmmmmm!?
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS!.!.!.
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him!. She says hello!.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from!. So
he says, 'Do you know me!?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids!.
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says,
My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to
on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped
my butt with wet celery!?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, No, I'm your son's teacher!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him!. She says hello!.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from!. So
he says, 'Do you know me!?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids!.
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says,
My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to
on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped
my butt with wet celery!?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, No, I'm your son's teacher!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol he won't be at the next parent teachers meeting !!! good one 'Sunny"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yep I will pay that one!.
What a hoot!.
Ha ha pretty funny!.
I am just thinking about that wet celery!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What a hoot!.
Ha ha pretty funny!.
I am just thinking about that wet celery!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow, that was good!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats pretty funny!. I didn't know where it was going!. Did you make that joke yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hes gonna get a SLAP!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lameWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was gayWww@Enter-QA@Com
okay!.it was a fair joke,Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was funny! good job! star 4 u!Www@Enter-QA@Com