Here is a blonde joke?!
Question: Here is a blonde joke!?
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood!. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do!.
"Well, you can paint my porch!. How much will you charge!?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars!?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage!. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house!?"
The man replied, "She should!. She was standing on the porch!."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money!.
"You're finished already!?" he asked!. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats!. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50!. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Well, you can paint my porch!. How much will you charge!?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars!?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage!. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house!?"
The man replied, "She should!. She was standing on the porch!."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money!.
"You're finished already!?" he asked!. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats!. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50!. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Funny, there were some new ones I hadn't heard before!. I really liked the second one but thought the third one was just a little better!. hehe
If you don't want to use more details, write your post in another app then copy and paste!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you don't want to use more details, write your post in another app then copy and paste!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha im definitely blonde but i still laugh at these jokes!.!.!.partly because i can be just as ditzy but not all the time :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
superb touches the heights of the blond's!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
very funny
i sure understand coz they dint have driver after all!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny
i sure understand coz they dint have driver after all!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good ones!!! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!. OMG those last few blonde jokes have my eyes burning!. I laughed so much!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny ones!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not bad!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol aw3som3Www@Enter-QA@Com
typically funny blonde jokes, except to blondes!.!.!.i give your funnies a "B+"!.!.!.thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!! I love them both!. The second one is my favorite!! The didn't think they had a driver!. HILARIOUS!! Thank you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
crap that's long!!!
oh the last one, the one where it lists the stupid blonde thing, i got that as a FWD email!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh the last one, the one where it lists the stupid blonde thing, i got that as a FWD email!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow they are so good!!! you don't know how much i needed that lol star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats good the best blond joke i've heard in a while!. hears one too!.
there was a brunet, blond, and a red head there all running away from a serial killer when theey come across some potato sacks, they all jump into one of them!. the serial killer comes over to the brunets one first and she "meows", like a cat, then he kicks the red heads one and she "barcks" like a dog then he goes over to the blonds and kicks it and she says, "potato"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
there was a brunet, blond, and a red head there all running away from a serial killer when theey come across some potato sacks, they all jump into one of them!. the serial killer comes over to the brunets one first and she "meows", like a cat, then he kicks the red heads one and she "barcks" like a dog then he goes over to the blonds and kicks it and she says, "potato"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com