I need to laugh tell me a riddle?!
Question: I need to laugh tell me a riddle!?
the funniest or the one who makes me laugh the most gets best answer
ok i 14 (freshman) so i dont want to hear anything unapropriate pleaase!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok i 14 (freshman) so i dont want to hear anything unapropriate pleaase!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
What do you see when the Pillsberry Dough Boy bends over!?
Dough Nuts!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dough Nuts!Www@Enter-QA@Com
so there's a professional doctor at a little hospital
a nurse is giving him a tour!.
they walk into this one room and a guy is jacking off
the doctor is like whats wrong with this place!?
and the nurse says oh, he has a condition that causes his testes to produce too much sperm, he has to masturbate three times a day
so the doctors like ok
and they walk into a different room!. theres a nurse giving a guy head
and the doctor's like duuuude wth!.
and the nurse says he has the same condition as the other guy, just better health insurance
:DDD
im a freshman too haha,
is that inappropriate!?
i just think its funny!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a nurse is giving him a tour!.
they walk into this one room and a guy is jacking off
the doctor is like whats wrong with this place!?
and the nurse says oh, he has a condition that causes his testes to produce too much sperm, he has to masturbate three times a day
so the doctors like ok
and they walk into a different room!. theres a nurse giving a guy head
and the doctor's like duuuude wth!.
and the nurse says he has the same condition as the other guy, just better health insurance
:DDD
im a freshman too haha,
is that inappropriate!?
i just think its funny!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's winter in Manitoba
And the gentle breezes blow -
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below!.
Oh, how I love Manitoba
When the snow's up to your butt -
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut!.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around;
I could never leave Manitoba
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!Www@Enter-QA@Com
And the gentle breezes blow -
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below!.
Oh, how I love Manitoba
When the snow's up to your butt -
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut!.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around;
I could never leave Manitoba
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane!. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence!. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50!.00!. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted!.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled!. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question!?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5!.
Lol I love this one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled!. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question!?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5!.
Lol I love this one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three women are about to be executed!. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde!. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes!.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes!.
By now the blonde has it all figured out!. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes!.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes!.
By now the blonde has it all figured out!. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
there was this dude in line to get his gun for the army!.
When he got up there, they had run out, so they gave him a stick and told him to simply say rat-a-tat-tat rat-a-tat-tat and it'll work!.
He tries it and his opponents all fall over- appearently dead- three times!.
On the fourth time he sees a large man running blindly towards him!. he screams rat-a-tat-tat rat-a-tat-tat! but he keeps on coming! the man is ran over!.Afterwards the large guy is faintly heard saying tankity-tank-tank tankity-tank-tank as he kept on running!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When he got up there, they had run out, so they gave him a stick and told him to simply say rat-a-tat-tat rat-a-tat-tat and it'll work!.
He tries it and his opponents all fall over- appearently dead- three times!.
On the fourth time he sees a large man running blindly towards him!. he screams rat-a-tat-tat rat-a-tat-tat! but he keeps on coming! the man is ran over!.Afterwards the large guy is faintly heard saying tankity-tank-tank tankity-tank-tank as he kept on running!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
riddles aren't funny try a joke
A man was driving with a penguin as a passenger in his car!.
The police stopped the driver and ordered him to take the penguin to the zoo!.
He immediately took it to the zoo!. They both enjoyed the zoo so much that the next day the man took the penguin to the beach!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man was driving with a penguin as a passenger in his car!.
The police stopped the driver and ordered him to take the penguin to the zoo!.
He immediately took it to the zoo!. They both enjoyed the zoo so much that the next day the man took the penguin to the beach!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
catchupnliquorbunz at each ______
what did u have for brekfast ______
what did u have for lunch_____
what do u do when u see a hot girl walking down the street____
there is i am a man and hairy pickle
why are firetrucks red!.!.!.!.!.cu u would be mad if someone was pullin your hose!!!!!!
what is metal and fights back a monster!.!.!.!.A ZIPPER!!!!!!
no offense to mormons!!!!
three catholics dies and went to heaven!.!.!.God said to be quiet as they pass street 56,57,58 & 59
the first one goes ahead but starts cracking up while walking down the street!. he was sent to hell!.
the second one gets past 57 and falls over with a boom he was sent to hell
the 3rd one made it past ALL four streets without a noise God came to congradulate him!. The catholic asked!.!.!.why did we have to be quiet!? God said Because thats where the mormons llive and they think they are the only ones here!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what did u have for brekfast ______
what did u have for lunch_____
what do u do when u see a hot girl walking down the street____
there is i am a man and hairy pickle
why are firetrucks red!.!.!.!.!.cu u would be mad if someone was pullin your hose!!!!!!
what is metal and fights back a monster!.!.!.!.A ZIPPER!!!!!!
no offense to mormons!!!!
three catholics dies and went to heaven!.!.!.God said to be quiet as they pass street 56,57,58 & 59
the first one goes ahead but starts cracking up while walking down the street!. he was sent to hell!.
the second one gets past 57 and falls over with a boom he was sent to hell
the 3rd one made it past ALL four streets without a noise God came to congradulate him!. The catholic asked!.!.!.why did we have to be quiet!? God said Because thats where the mormons llive and they think they are the only ones here!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Halloween Joke:
a black baby was given wings by God!. the baby asked, "does this make me an angel!?" God replied, "Naw child, you a bat!" LolWww@Enter-QA@Com
a black baby was given wings by God!. the baby asked, "does this make me an angel!?" God replied, "Naw child, you a bat!" LolWww@Enter-QA@Com
go to this site it is hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://www!.johntedwards!.com/2007/04/19/w!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I will try, but it won't matter you will get a violation for :chatting"!.
I got 2 the other night for asking kind of the same thing!.
hmmmmmmI'm drawing a blank//Www@Enter-QA@Com
I got 2 the other night for asking kind of the same thing!.
hmmmmmmI'm drawing a blank//Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't have anything funny but check out this link http://www!.indianchild!.com/riddles!.htm
it should amuse you for a while :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
it should amuse you for a while :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hmmm!.!.!. what's green and red and goes round and round!?
A- a frog in a CuisinartWww@Enter-QA@Com
A- a frog in a CuisinartWww@Enter-QA@Com
What do you get when you cross and Elephant and a Rhino!?
Elephino!!? (get it!? he-- if i know)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Elephino!!? (get it!? he-- if i know)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jenny PennyWww@Enter-QA@Com
tinkle tinkle little star ,,,,,, ahhh that's betterWww@Enter-QA@Com
did u hear the joke about the bed!?!?!?!? it wasn't made up yet!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What question just gave me 2 points!?!?
yours!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yours!.Www@Enter-QA@Com