A joke i posted a few accounts back ,,ye mr boogeman its old..is it still funny.!
Question: A joke i posted a few accounts back ,,ye mr boogeman its old!.!.is it still funny!.!.A bloke escapes from prison !.
where he has been for 15 years!. He breaks into a house to look for money, beer and guns and finds a young couple in bed!. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair!. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then goes into the bathroom!.
While the man is in the bathroom, the husband tells the wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!.!.!. I saw how he kissed your neck!. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain!. Do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is probably dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!." To which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck!. He was whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay,thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey, I love you too!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
While the man is in the bathroom, the husband tells the wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!.!.!. I saw how he kissed your neck!. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain!. Do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is probably dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!." To which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck!. He was whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay,thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey, I love you too!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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heard it before,but dame it is a classic joke,thanks for posting it,its a great laugh,have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
AHAHAHAHA!! This is great, very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Creepy stories!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes this is hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
superbWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA! never heard that one before!!
Sooo funny! star for you =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sooo funny! star for you =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Still funny Conan!. That one's always a good read!. ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats a real clasic!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.hahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com