Don't you just love "political jokes" ???????????????!
Question: Don't you just love "political jokes" !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen!. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is!. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people!.
Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent!.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen!. "Allow me to demonstrate!."
Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr!. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister!. Who is it!?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am!."
"Correct!. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen!. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr!. Bush!?"
Bush nods: "Yes ma'am!. Thanks a lot!. I'll definitely be using that!"
Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test!. Bush summons Dick Lugar to the White House and says, "Senator Lugar, I wonder if you can answer a question for me!."
"Why, of course, sir!. What's on your mind!?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister!. Who is it!?"
Lugar hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you!?"
Bush agrees, and Lugar leaves!. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer!. Finally, in desperation, Lugar calls Rice at the State Department and explains his problem!.
"Now lookee here, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister!. Who is it!?"
Rice answers immediately, "It's me, of course!."
Much relieved, Lugar rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Condoleezza Rice!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ****, it's Tony Blair!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent!.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen!. "Allow me to demonstrate!."
Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr!. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister!. Who is it!?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am!."
"Correct!. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen!. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr!. Bush!?"
Bush nods: "Yes ma'am!. Thanks a lot!. I'll definitely be using that!"
Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test!. Bush summons Dick Lugar to the White House and says, "Senator Lugar, I wonder if you can answer a question for me!."
"Why, of course, sir!. What's on your mind!?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister!. Who is it!?"
Lugar hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you!?"
Bush agrees, and Lugar leaves!. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer!. Finally, in desperation, Lugar calls Rice at the State Department and explains his problem!.
"Now lookee here, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister!. Who is it!?"
Rice answers immediately, "It's me, of course!."
Much relieved, Lugar rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Condoleezza Rice!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ****, it's Tony Blair!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ha ha ha best one I've seenWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahah very funny!.!.!. heard it again!.!.!. still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i've read this joke many times before,but with different political leaders!.!.!.it's not that funny anymore!.!.!.
I know i'm gonna get thumbs down for this!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I know i'm gonna get thumbs down for this!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hilariously funny,your jokes are awesome my friend!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
wicked!. <3Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!!so funny!!and i didn't expect that ending!!*grins*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Best joke I've heard all night!! Star for you!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hi Clo,one thousand stars for the best one really great one,thank you have nice week end!.Hey I also got my seventh level!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the first time I heard this I thought it was hilarious!.!.!.still a little funny now!.!.!.i love Bush jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
now that is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yet another good one!.!.!.
Peace!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Peace!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont think that question was too long at all!. I loved it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get it at all!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's took too long and no one like readingWww@Enter-QA@Com