For every mom?!
Question: For every mom!?
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three-year-old girl in her basket!. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies, and her mother told her "no!." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset!. It won't be long!."
He passed the mother again in the candy aisle!. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy!. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry!. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry!. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out!."
The man happened to be behind the pair in the checkout line, where the little girl began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering her mother would not buy any gum!. "Ellen, we'll be through this checkout stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap," the mother said!.
The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her!. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen," he said!.
The mother replied, "My little girl's name is Tammy!. I'm Ellen!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
He passed the mother again in the candy aisle!. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy!. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry!. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry!. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out!."
The man happened to be behind the pair in the checkout line, where the little girl began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering her mother would not buy any gum!. "Ellen, we'll be through this checkout stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap," the mother said!.
The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her!. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen," he said!.
The mother replied, "My little girl's name is Tammy!. I'm Ellen!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Torture!.!.!.!.!.!.
Mothers should never take children shopping with them!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mothers should never take children shopping with them!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha ha!.!.!.!.!.
As she sat on the toilet!.!.!.!.Now Ellen!.!.!.enjoy your quiet time!.!.once you leave this room!.!.all hell will break out again!.
In a haze poor Ellen reluctantly left the room!.!.!.!.!.only to open the door, sneek into the kitchen and fall flat on her bum cause the kids smeared Jello on the floor!.
After that they called her Jello bum!.
Hee hee hee
Then she woke up and realized she was only dreaming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As she sat on the toilet!.!.!.!.Now Ellen!.!.!.enjoy your quiet time!.!.once you leave this room!.!.all hell will break out again!.
In a haze poor Ellen reluctantly left the room!.!.!.!.!.only to open the door, sneek into the kitchen and fall flat on her bum cause the kids smeared Jello on the floor!.
After that they called her Jello bum!.
Hee hee hee
Then she woke up and realized she was only dreaming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
O!.M!.G!. THAT HALARIOUS!!!!!!! * 4 UWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha very funny! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
woah !! unexpected ending lol!.!.!.nice!.!.~starred~Www@Enter-QA@Com
oooh!. didn't expect that coming! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
A little creepy, but cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
fairWww@Enter-QA@Com
very cute, star for you =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha that was funny!.
thats is good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats is good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com