Anyone up for a great female joke? (welll maybe not great but funny)?!
Question: Anyone up for a great female joke!? (welll maybe not great but funny)!?
I have long contended there are male jokes and there are female
jokes!.
Here is a joke I consider a true female joke!. I offer it to you in
the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who
will love it!.!.!.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail
with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle aged man entered!. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him!.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her!. (As all men will!.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20!.00, on one condition!." (There are always conditions!.)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was!. The man replied, you have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words!."(Controlling, huh!?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then
slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed (a real
pressing press into the man's hand along with her address!.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully
said!.!.!."Clean my house!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
jokes!.
Here is a joke I consider a true female joke!. I offer it to you in
the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who
will love it!.!.!.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail
with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle aged man entered!. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him!.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her!. (As all men will!.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20!.00, on one condition!." (There are always conditions!.)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was!. The man replied, you have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words!."(Controlling, huh!?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then
slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed (a real
pressing press into the man's hand along with her address!.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully
said!.!.!."Clean my house!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
that was a really good one! definitely a star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Female here,
Yes funny, I didnt laugh, it could have ended a little more funny!.
But all in all, I wasnt dissapointed!.!.!.
who the h311 am I!? A joke critic!.!.!. jeesh
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Yes funny, I didnt laugh, it could have ended a little more funny!.
But all in all, I wasnt dissapointed!.!.!.
who the h311 am I!? A joke critic!.!.!. jeesh
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Lol!. Funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
all females are a joke anyway lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Cute! I like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LoL!!!!
love this joke =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
love this joke =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
your right it must be a female joke i didnt find it funny at allWww@Enter-QA@Com
wat's too funny in that!? tell me when to laugh and i will laugh for uWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol! ur getting a star from meWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolz!!
x']←laughin to hard!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
x']←laughin to hard!!Www@Enter-QA@Com