Any one got good jokes?!
Question: Any one got good jokes!?
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A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.
Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.
Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"
Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."
The teacher fainted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!
The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day!. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom!. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation!. The correct word you want to use is ’urinate!.’
Please use the word ’urinate’ in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go!."
Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You’re an eight, but if you had bigger ****, you’d be a ten!!!"
Multi-Syllabic
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going
to learn multi-syllable words, class!. Does anybody have an example of
a multi-syllable word!?"
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, miss, me, me!"
Teacher says "All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable
word!?"
Little Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate!."
Teacher smiles and says "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful!."
Little Johnny says "No, miss, you're thinking of a *******!. I'm
talking about a ****!."
Little Johnny is in school one day and the teacher asked him to
use the words "bitter end" in a sentence!.
Little Johnny thought for a moment and said "The dog chased the
cat through the house and it bitter end!."
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.
A man goes into an elevator, looks around and notices that he is alone except for this great, big, huge black guy standing next to him!. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7' tall, 350 lbs!., 20" penis, testicles - 3 lbs each, Turner Brown!."
The little man faints dead away and falls to the floor The big guy kneels down and brings him back by slapping his face and shaking him!. He asks, "Are you OK!?"
In a weak voice, the little man says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me!?
The big guy says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me!. I'm 7' tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20" penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each,and my name is Turner Brown!."
The little man said, "Oh thank God! I thought you said TURN AROUND!"
mothers have a day called mothers day, fathers have a day called fathers day so what day do Single men have!? Palm Day!
Did you hear about the old lady that hated flies until she opened one!?
What do you get when you cross a drunk rooster and an owl!?
A stiff c**k that stays up all night!.
What's the difference between toilet paper and curtains!?
If you don't know stay away from my house!
If Jack helped you off a horse would you help Jack off the horse!?
Whats the difference between a young prostitue and an old prostitute!?
The young prostitute uses vaseline and the older prostitute uses polygrip!.
Did you hear about the constipated accountant!?
He couldnt budget!.
Did you hear about the constipated math teacher!?
He had to work it out with a pencil!.
Did you hear about the movie Constipation!?
Thats cuz it hasnt come out yet!
What worse than getting raped by Jack The ripper!?
Getting fingered by Captain Hook!.
Whats gray and comes in quarts!?
An elephant!.
How do you get an elephant off the ceiling!?
Jerk it off!.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant!?
He forgot to wrap his whopper!.
How did the Dairy Qween get pregnant!?
Big Mac slipped her a quarter pounder!.
Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC!?
Because its finger licking good!
What do you do with a years worth of used condoms!?
Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear!.
What's slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the frogs finger
Why are men like cars!?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming!.
What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common!?
They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested!?
He was charged with battery!.
Where does the one legged waitress work!?
The Ihop
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute!?
A rooster says cock-a-doodle and a prostitute says any c**k will do
Why was santa arrested!?
He was caught laying dools under the christmas tree!.
Why didnt santa clause ever have kids/
Cuz he only comes once a year!.
Why don’t little girls fart!? Because they don’t have a**holes until they get married!.
What is the definition of a perfect lover!? A man with a 9 - inch tounge, who can breath through his ears!
What are three, 2 - letter words that mean small!? Is it in!.
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane!?
She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
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a
sentence!.
Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.
Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"
Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."
The teacher fainted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!
The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day!. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom!. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation!. The correct word you want to use is ’urinate!.’
Please use the word ’urinate’ in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go!."
Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You’re an eight, but if you had bigger ****, you’d be a ten!!!"
Multi-Syllabic
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going
to learn multi-syllable words, class!. Does anybody have an example of
a multi-syllable word!?"
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, miss, me, me!"
Teacher says "All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable
word!?"
Little Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate!."
Teacher smiles and says "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful!."
Little Johnny says "No, miss, you're thinking of a *******!. I'm
talking about a ****!."
Little Johnny is in school one day and the teacher asked him to
use the words "bitter end" in a sentence!.
Little Johnny thought for a moment and said "The dog chased the
cat through the house and it bitter end!."
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.
A man goes into an elevator, looks around and notices that he is alone except for this great, big, huge black guy standing next to him!. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7' tall, 350 lbs!., 20" penis, testicles - 3 lbs each, Turner Brown!."
The little man faints dead away and falls to the floor The big guy kneels down and brings him back by slapping his face and shaking him!. He asks, "Are you OK!?"
In a weak voice, the little man says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me!?
The big guy says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me!. I'm 7' tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20" penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each,and my name is Turner Brown!."
The little man said, "Oh thank God! I thought you said TURN AROUND!"
mothers have a day called mothers day, fathers have a day called fathers day so what day do Single men have!? Palm Day!
Did you hear about the old lady that hated flies until she opened one!?
What do you get when you cross a drunk rooster and an owl!?
A stiff c**k that stays up all night!.
What's the difference between toilet paper and curtains!?
If you don't know stay away from my house!
If Jack helped you off a horse would you help Jack off the horse!?
Whats the difference between a young prostitue and an old prostitute!?
The young prostitute uses vaseline and the older prostitute uses polygrip!.
Did you hear about the constipated accountant!?
He couldnt budget!.
Did you hear about the constipated math teacher!?
He had to work it out with a pencil!.
Did you hear about the movie Constipation!?
Thats cuz it hasnt come out yet!
What worse than getting raped by Jack The ripper!?
Getting fingered by Captain Hook!.
Whats gray and comes in quarts!?
An elephant!.
How do you get an elephant off the ceiling!?
Jerk it off!.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant!?
He forgot to wrap his whopper!.
How did the Dairy Qween get pregnant!?
Big Mac slipped her a quarter pounder!.
Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC!?
Because its finger licking good!
What do you do with a years worth of used condoms!?
Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear!.
What's slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the frogs finger
Why are men like cars!?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming!.
What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common!?
They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested!?
He was charged with battery!.
Where does the one legged waitress work!?
The Ihop
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute!?
A rooster says cock-a-doodle and a prostitute says any c**k will do
Why was santa arrested!?
He was caught laying dools under the christmas tree!.
Why didnt santa clause ever have kids/
Cuz he only comes once a year!.
Why don’t little girls fart!? Because they don’t have a**holes until they get married!.
What is the definition of a perfect lover!? A man with a 9 - inch tounge, who can breath through his ears!
What are three, 2 - letter words that mean small!? Is it in!.
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane!?
She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the boxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Embarrassing Moment
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar!. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while!?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them!.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table!.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes!. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you!. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations!."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar!. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while!?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them!.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table!.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes!. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you!. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations!."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning!.
The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103!.
When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great-great grand children, and a 15-foot hole where the crematorium used to be!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103!.
When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great-great grand children, and a 15-foot hole where the crematorium used to be!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is three angels and they go to god and say!."I'm tired of doing good things can I do some thing bad!? "yes"!. so one comes up and he is crying and god said what did you do!?I took candy from a baby!.go drink some holy water and you will be fine!.The second comes and he is crying and god said what did you do!?I took candy from a baby!.go drink some holy water and you will be fine!.the third comes up and he is laughing!.what did you do!?i peed in the holy water!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two poets were left in the national poetry contest!. A yale graduate and a redneck!. They had five minutes to come up with a poem containing the word timbuktu!. First up the yale graduate!. Slowly but surely he pronounce:
Slowly across the dessert sands
trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination timbuktu
The crowd went wild!. No way the redneck could beat that until he said!.
Me and tim a hunting went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They was three and we was two
So i buk one and timbuktu!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Slowly across the dessert sands
trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination timbuktu
The crowd went wild!. No way the redneck could beat that until he said!.
Me and tim a hunting went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They was three and we was two
So i buk one and timbuktu!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was a man driving in a very unkown place then suddenly, his car stopped!.!.!. He didin't know what to do when suddenly, there was an old man carrying a big book!.!.!.
He said: "This book is worth $1000!.If you buy this book, your problem will be gone!. But be careful, and not open the last page!. Because if you do, you'll regret this!.!.!." The man bought the book then suddenly his car was fixed and the old man disappeared!.!.!.!.!.
when he went home, he was going to sleep, but out of curiosity, he decided to open the last page!. And when he had opened the last page, he saw!.!.!.!.!.!.
Bookstore House
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He said: "This book is worth $1000!.If you buy this book, your problem will be gone!. But be careful, and not open the last page!. Because if you do, you'll regret this!.!.!." The man bought the book then suddenly his car was fixed and the old man disappeared!.!.!.!.!.
when he went home, he was going to sleep, but out of curiosity, he decided to open the last page!. And when he had opened the last page, he saw!.!.!.!.!.!.
Bookstore House
$40!.00Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two young guys were discussing the upcoming wedding!?
of the first guy!. "I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not," remarked the first Polish guy!.
His buddy replied, "Oh, there's an easy test for that!. All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel!."
He continued, "You paint one ball red, and one ball blue!. Then, on your honeymoon, if she laughs and says, 'Those are the funniest balls I've ever seen!' - You hit her with the shovel!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
of the first guy!. "I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not," remarked the first Polish guy!.
His buddy replied, "Oh, there's an easy test for that!. All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel!."
He continued, "You paint one ball red, and one ball blue!. Then, on your honeymoon, if she laughs and says, 'Those are the funniest balls I've ever seen!' - You hit her with the shovel!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Is this funny A bunch of blokes are in the changing room of a golf club!?
!. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk!. Everyone else in the room stops to listen!.
BLOKE: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me!. Are you at the club!?"
BLOKE: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat!.
It's only $2,000!. Is it OK if I buy it!?"
BLOKE: "Sure,!.!.go ahead if you like it that much!."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models!. I saw one I really liked!."
BLOKE: "How much!?"
WOMAN: "$170,000"
BLOKE: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options!."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing !.!.!. The house I wanted last year is back on the market!. They're asking $950,000"
BLOKE: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000!. They will probably take it!. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand!. It really is a pretty good price!."
WOMAN: "OK!. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
BLOKE: "Bye! I love you, too!." The bloke hangs up!. The other blokes in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape!.!.!.!.!. He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to!?"
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Is this funny A bunch of blokes are in the changing room of a golf club!?
!. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk!. Everyone else in the room stops to listen!.
BLOKE: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me!. Are you at the club!?"
BLOKE: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat!.
It's only $2,000!. Is it OK if I buy it!?"
BLOKE: "Sure,!.!.go ahead if you like it that much!."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models!. I saw one I really liked!."
BLOKE: "How much!?"
WOMAN: "$170,000"
BLOKE: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options!."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing !.!.!. The house I wanted last year is back on the market!. They're asking $950,000"
BLOKE: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000!. They will probably take it!. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand!. It really is a pretty good price!."
WOMAN: "OK!. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
BLOKE: "Bye! I love you, too!." The bloke hangs up!. The other blokes in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape!.!.!.!.!. He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to!?"
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there was a farmer with 3 hot daughters every time some one he didnt like wanted to date his daughter the farmer would shoot him!. one day a guy named bill told the farmer hi im bill can i please date ur daughter the farmer let him go the next guy edward said the same thing so the farmer let him go with his second daughter and then th third guy came up to the farmer and said hi im chuck so the farmer shot himWww@Enter-QA@Com
which is heavier, 1 kilo of cotton or 1 kilo of iron nails!?
answer: both has same weight 1 kilo = 1 kilo :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
answer: both has same weight 1 kilo = 1 kilo :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 cows in a field one says moooooooo the other says u bastard i was gonna say that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what happened to the peanut who walked down a dark alley!?
he was a-salted!.
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he was a-salted!.
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