Did you know about the drought in australia.......Its sooooo dry in Victoria tha!


Question: Did you know about the drought in australia!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Its sooooo dry in Victoria that!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
HIH Insurance has come out of liquidation!.
If the England cricket team wasn't touring we'd never see ducks!.
The Red Cross has launched a wet blanket appeal!.
We're actually drinking the new Vanilla Coke
You're only permitted to eat watermelon between 8pm and 8am!.
The Government has introduced a water pistol buyback scheme!.
Thieves are siphoning off radiators instead of petrol tanks!.
I'm encouraging the kids to wee in the pool!.
Jesus has turned the wine into water
We are having to hand feed the rocking horse!.
Philip Ruddock says that the so called children overboard lie, it was so they could walk to Australia!.
Everyone is now an expert - because you can't find anyone who is wet behind the ears!.
All the bottom of the harbour tax schemes are re-surfacing!.
I saw two trees fighting over a dog!.
All the Baptists have become Anglicans!.
When my daughter fainted it took three buckets of sand to bring her around!.
I've sent my indoor plants out on agistment!.
All the dogs are marking their territory with chalk!.
Some of the 4WDs in Toorak have actually got dust on them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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some of those are pretty clever!.!.!. "I saw two trees fighting over a dog"!.!.!.!. "All the dogs are marking their territory with chalk"!.!.!.!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Jesus has turned the wine into water
hahah its all funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Wow!. You know, individually, they're all funny!. In a large lump, it kind of overloads you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

pretty funny, good joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha oh very good=> STARWww@Enter-QA@Com



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