The Bear in Alaska?!
Question: The Bear in Alaska!?
A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof!. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers!.' He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes!.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van!. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull!.
'What are you going to do,' the homeowner asks!?
'I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat!. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go!. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van!.'
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner!.
'What's the shotgun for!?' asks the homeowner!.
* 'If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van!. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull!.
'What are you going to do,' the homeowner asks!?
'I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat!. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go!. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van!.'
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner!.
'What's the shotgun for!?' asks the homeowner!.
* 'If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Holy crap did that ever make me laugh for some reason!. Just hilarious!. Thanks and I am going to use that one for sure!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Uh!.!.!.if he has got a shot gun, shouldn't he just shoot the bear!?
And why would he shoot the dog if he didn't do anything wrong!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
And why would he shoot the dog if he didn't do anything wrong!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brings back fond memories for a absolutely great joke!. Thanks a bundle!.!.!.!. still laughing!. Have a smoking star for your trouble!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Thanks, that was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is funny :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol too funny! Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol it was ok!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol but what does that have to do with alaska!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice one , One of best i've heard day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com