Joke for Scots!?!
Question: Joke for Scots!!?
The Scottish gamekeeper
A Scottish gamekeeper sees a man cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn and shouts, "Dinnae drink thon waatter! It's foo a coo's keech an' pish!"
The man replies, "My good fellow, I'm English so could you repeat that to me in English please!.!?
The game keeper replies, "I said, use two hands - you get more that way"
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A Scottish gamekeeper sees a man cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn and shouts, "Dinnae drink thon waatter! It's foo a coo's keech an' pish!"
The man replies, "My good fellow, I'm English so could you repeat that to me in English please!.!?
The game keeper replies, "I said, use two hands - you get more that way"
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Answers:
Frightfully good, What!? did you hear about the spaceship flying over the Mississippi and the captain saw a black man rowing a boat and singing 'Row along on de Mississippi' he didn't like the noise so he had the science officer beam him aboard for examination!. The science officer said that the noise was generated from the larynx and controlled by the brain!. The captain had the science officer remove Rastus's brain and scramble it in a liquidiser and replaced back in the cavity!. he then beamed him back aboard his rowing boat!. no sooner as he reached the boat he picked up the oars and started singing 'Flower o' Scotland' Don't you just love ethnic jokes!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Offie gid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not good with accents got it the second time over
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AH!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. ' A nation once again' !.!.!.!.!. (shall we!?) Paladin0Www@Enter-QA@Com