Is this funny i sent it to my newspaper?!
Question: Is this funny i sent it to my newspaper!?
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I sent this to the newspaper !.!.why didn't they publish!.!.!.Dear Abby:!?
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice!. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me!.
The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up!. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, 'Just some friends from work, you don't know them!.'
I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep!. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife!.
I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her!.
Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'!. When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on!. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head!.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it!?
Signed, Conan
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I sent this to the newspaper !.!.why didn't they publish!.!.!.Dear Abby:!?
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice!. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me!.
The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up!. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, 'Just some friends from work, you don't know them!.'
I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep!. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife!.
I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her!.
Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'!. When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on!. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head!.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it!?
Signed, Conan
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Hahaha!.
That's actually really funny and I CANT IMAGINE why they wouldn't publish it!.
Hahahha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's actually really funny and I CANT IMAGINE why they wouldn't publish it!.
Hahahha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HaHa sorry but that wasent funny, It was funny but not in the way you tought!. The newspaper laughing of you i think xD <3 sorry if i hurted your feelings but thats the trut!.!. It was littlebit funny to be that stuiped to write that in a newspaper!.!.
Sorry if i Hurted your feelings didnt mean to do that!. ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry if i Hurted your feelings didnt mean to do that!. ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Uhh, what!?
Signed, Conan!?
Conan here in yahoo answers!?
he's hilarious lol!.!.
but I don't know about what you meant in this
whole thing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Signed, Conan!?
Conan here in yahoo answers!?
he's hilarious lol!.!.
but I don't know about what you meant in this
whole thing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not Really!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ur dumb!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com