A few joke for you?!


Question: A few joke for you!?
Q!. How are men and parking spots alike!?
A!. Good ones are always taken!. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small

Q!. Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg!?
A!. They won't stop to ask for directions!.

Did you hear about the blonde that!.!.!.
When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C"

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!.

Worlds worst inventions:

A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
Pedal powered wheel chair
Reusable ice cubes
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which was your favourite joke

if any!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
all of them were a riot!!!!!!!!!!!!excellent especially the blonde one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Did you hear about the blonde that!.!.!.
When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C"


when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

Worlds worst inventions:
Pedal powered wheel chair
Reusable ice cubes


Xcellent!.!.!.!.~~Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have heard a few of them, but I still liked a lot of them!. Meaning to say that you gave me a great laugh, and great laughs deserve a star! ?

Tamara!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i liked the m&m one and the inflatable dart board!.
another worst invention:
solar powered torchWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL pedal powered wheel chair

the sperm one was retarted

the rest are acceptableWww@Enter-QA@Com

well i like all of them but if i had 2 choose it would be the "airport left" oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

Liked the second one!. Good jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I LOVED ALL OF THEM! Did you come up with these!? They are just too funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

coolWww@Enter-QA@Com

he 1st and secondWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yeah i didnt like any, sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol, i liked them all hehe
u get a star =]
storm!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com

All are good!.
Here are some one liner jokes for you!.


? Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in!? I think that's how dogs spend their lives!.

? I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books!.

? The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car!.

? Sometimes when I reflect back on all the ciggarettes I smoked, i feel ashamed!. Then I look into the ciggarette & think about the workers in the ciggarette factory & all of their hopes & dreams!. If I dont smoke this ciggarette, they might be out of work & their dreams would be shattered, Then I say to myself, it's better that I smoke this ciggarette & let their dreams come true then be selfish & worry about my LUNGS!.

? Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived!. The judge called for orderly testimony!. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed!. The case was closed for lack of evidence!.

? What is the difference between men and pigs!? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!.

? My wife thinks "freedom of the press" means no-iron clothes!.

? When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars!. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election!.

? A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession!.!. !.even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house!. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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