The effects of Marriage on the Y chromosome. Opinions please?!
Question: The effects of Marriage on the Y chromosome!. Opinions please!?
Three women one engaged one married a one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men!.!.!.That night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style and a mask over their eyes!.
After a few days they meet again!.!.!.!.
The engaged one said "The other night, when my boyfriend came home he found me in the leather bodice 4" stilletos and mask!. He said you are the woman of my life I love you then we made love all night long!.
The mistress statedThe other night we met in his office!. I was wearing the leather bodice mega stilettos mask over my eyes and a raincoat!. When I opened the raincoathe didn't say a word we just had wild sex all night!.
The married one then said I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night I got myself ready leather bodice super stilletos and mask over my eyes!. My husband came in from work grabbed the TV remote and a beer and said "Hey Batman what's for dinner !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
After a few days they meet again!.!.!.!.
The engaged one said "The other night, when my boyfriend came home he found me in the leather bodice 4" stilletos and mask!. He said you are the woman of my life I love you then we made love all night long!.
The mistress statedThe other night we met in his office!. I was wearing the leather bodice mega stilettos mask over my eyes and a raincoat!. When I opened the raincoathe didn't say a word we just had wild sex all night!.
The married one then said I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night I got myself ready leather bodice super stilletos and mask over my eyes!. My husband came in from work grabbed the TV remote and a beer and said "Hey Batman what's for dinner !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set
this guy tells the bartender"see that douche bag over there sitting by herself!.!.!.send her a drink and say its from me"!.!.The bartender says to him"hey!.!.!.if u wanna buy that lady a drink,show respect!.!.!.thats no way to talk to a lady"!. The guy says"I dont care what you say!.!.!.send the douche bag a drink!."So the bartender says"nevermind im not gonna agrue with you!." So the bartender goes up to the lady and says"See that guy sitting over there,he wants to buy you a drink!.What kind of drink would you like!?" So the lady says to the bartender"Sure ill have a vinegar and water,please and thanks!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set
this guy tells the bartender"see that douche bag over there sitting by herself!.!.!.send her a drink and say its from me"!.!.The bartender says to him"hey!.!.!.if u wanna buy that lady a drink,show respect!.!.!.thats no way to talk to a lady"!. The guy says"I dont care what you say!.!.!.send the douche bag a drink!."So the bartender says"nevermind im not gonna agrue with you!." So the bartender goes up to the lady and says"See that guy sitting over there,he wants to buy you a drink!.What kind of drink would you like!?" So the lady says to the bartender"Sure ill have a vinegar and water,please and thanks!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I liked it a lot!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LoL!! that was funny!! I would love a husband like that!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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