The string theory?!
Question: The string theory!?
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer!. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here!."
The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends!. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer!. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here!."
So the string goes back to his table!. Then he gets an idea!. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair!. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer!.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string!?"
And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends!. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer!. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here!."
So the string goes back to his table!. Then he gets an idea!. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair!. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer!.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string!?"
And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahaha!. thats all i could say!. hahaha!. nice wordplay!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaha ^0^
It took me a while to get it (I had to read it out loud but that because I'm slow =D)
Good joke though =)
STAR!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It took me a while to get it (I had to read it out loud but that because I'm slow =D)
Good joke though =)
STAR!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I heard a twelve year old tell this to me when I was 26!. That was the first time I ever heard it!. I still giggle at this joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow!!!! you came up with that all by your self lol!. hahaha NOT!!!! can you think of anymore that will put us to sleep lmfao hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
One of my favourites after a couple of pints that joke!.
How long is a piece of string!?
Twice half of its lengthWww@Enter-QA@Com
How long is a piece of string!?
Twice half of its lengthWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wonderful words playWww@Enter-QA@Com