Unlocking the door...... i know its an oldie but i like it :)?!
Question: Unlocking the door!.!.!.!.!.!. i know its an oldie but i like it :)!?
John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door!."
John says, "Well, give me some examples!."
Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me!."
"The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either!."
Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door!?"
John proceeds to say, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
John says, "Well, give me some examples!."
Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me!."
"The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either!."
Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door!?"
John proceeds to say, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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yeah it may be old but its hilarious
best one i herd all day and ive herd quite a few
thanks fer the joke
star fer uWww@Enter-QA@Com
best one i herd all day and ive herd quite a few
thanks fer the joke
star fer uWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lol, oldie but goody!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ha! i never heard that one before
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good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ive never heard that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ive never heard that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey thats a good one!.!.!.!.!.!.!.star!.!.!.!.!.!.hope u enjoy my faves
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