Are these two short jokes still funny?!
Question: Are these two short jokes still funny!?
!.One day this girl was coming home from school!.There where these boys who asked her to climb the tree for a lolly-pop!. Well the girl climbed the tree got her lolly-pop then finished walking home!.When she got home she told her mum what happened and her mum told her not to climb the tree again because the only reason why they wanted her to climb the tree was so they could see her pretty underwear that her mum just bought her!.Well the next day after school she was walking home again and the guys this time had a hole bag of lolly-pops so she climbed the tree got her bag and went home and told her mum!.Her mum said the same thing as the day before and the little girl said thats o!.k mum I fooled them this time wasnt wearing any underwear!.lol
One morning Daddy Bear came down to breakfast, to find his porridge bowl empty!.
"Someone's been eating my porridge", said Daddy Bear!.
"Someone's been eating my porridge", said Baby Bear!.
At that moment, Mummy Bear came out of the kitchen and said, "You stupid bastards, I haven't made the porridge yet!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
One morning Daddy Bear came down to breakfast, to find his porridge bowl empty!.
"Someone's been eating my porridge", said Daddy Bear!.
"Someone's been eating my porridge", said Baby Bear!.
At that moment, Mummy Bear came out of the kitchen and said, "You stupid bastards, I haven't made the porridge yet!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
yeah they still work but they are old!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
First one's kinda dirty, second one's okay!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Loved the Bears at breakfast time!.
Very funny
But not as funny as you are!. Ha Ha!.
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Very funny
But not as funny as you are!. Ha Ha!.
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The first one is still good =) The second, not so muchh =\Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like the second one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Meh!.!.!.!.!. I'd give 'em a lower-case lol!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love the first one, and here's one 4U
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot!. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot!.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car!. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis!. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones!.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place!. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by!. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot!. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot!.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car!. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis!. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones!.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place!. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by!. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead!.Www@Enter-QA@Com